grace payne

doing social media at a place that needs social media

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

Never gonna be able to unsee the moment a women was visibly alarmed she couldn’t bring 1kg of soft cheese through airport security.

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

@adnightams Any more after party tickets still to come? 🙏

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

Can anyone explain why Berlin Airport Terminal 2 is such a fucking horror show? It’s 9pm and there’s nowhere you can even get a bottle of water…

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

Trying watch marvel films cause i love geeky boys but christ they are getting worse and worse. May have to rethink my taste in men.

[Amy Charlotte Kean @keano81]

In every meeting from now on I’m gonna bring up the metaverse but instead of calling it “metaverse” I’m gonna say “megaverse” & to begin with people’ll let it go but I’ll say it so many times they’ll be like “you mean metaverse?” & I’ll be like “no, didn’t you hear?” & then leave

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

Want to get drunk fast? Try drinking red wine on a plane in turbulence. Absolutely smashed rn

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

POV: you go to world champs once and end up chatting to silver medalist Beatrice Chebet about nails on the flight home.

[GrossedOut @Faizanli]

GO WILD but within brand guidelines.

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

My favorite lipstick has melted. Please respect me and my privacy during this emotional time.

[David M @davidmellyruns]

People on twitter dot com really struggle with the concept of a rhetorical question

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

Have finally switched on the AC in my room and it is now a gorgeous refrigerated dream. May never leave.

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

Spoke to a few athletes and now I’m an OAC superfan. Don’t come for me. #OnAthleticsClub

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

Ain’t she pretty?

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

@CitiusMag What about if the girl’s got one foot in an air cast?

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

What's a girl gotta do to get an "i <3 track and field badge"? @CitiusMag

[On @on_running]

Legend status activated.

10,000m 🥈 for @hellen_obiri!

That’s eight global track medals if anyone’s keeping count.

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

Men will straight up get their photo taken once and put “model” on their bumble profile

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

just seen a female CEO referred to as a “she-eo” and have vomited so hard my soul has left my body or should I say me she-oul has left my bod(she)y

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

@olenskae They're not worthy

[grace payne @gracepayne_]

@olenskae Why would you even shop with so much optimism? You’ve doomed us all.