grace

[grace @graceportlock]

@PhelanJasmin Are these still available x

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

My timeline is:

Trump
Trump
Advert
Gary Barlow’s son
Trump
Harris
Trump
Advert
Advert
Trump
Gary Barlow’s son
Gary Barlow’s son
Advert for Barlow’s son
Trump
Barlow’s son’s face on Trump’s body
Trump
Advert

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Those animals don’t even hang out together this is fucking nuts

[vic @friccvicc]

i met a boy at a bar and he filled out the WHOLE contact form in my phone. i have his birthday, his address, his mothers full name

[🐘🏰 @BGS1877]

Yer bird cries after splitting the G

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

I have no idea what I just watched, but that might be the best goal celebration of all time... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I'm convinced my generation had the best childhood

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

that probly feels so good if ur a vegetable

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

One of my mates is in pure gym and there’s a fella playing a gig

[Notorious @babysmurkkk]

mcdonald’s will “anything else” you to death can you wait a mcminute

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

picked up chicfila for some coworkers and they all said “damn they skimped on the fries today”

[Mitchy 🗣 @BenjiMitch]

Potter dishing out the polyjuice potion