grace provenzano

this is now me just tweeting at work im sorry (she/her)

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

Greetings from the cornfields of Indiana ‼️ #amateurnightapollo

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

My toxic trait is that when Olivia Rodrigo said fame fucker I had the audacity to be like “oh yeah I relate”

Like girl the fuck get ur god complex in check. Ur not famous

but I could be tho

[Justin @trojanjustin]

Happy Pride from my cleaning lady.

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

Full disclosure sometimes at functions I pretend to be asleep so people stop talking to me

[phimbo @seraphim1447]

my bil (bestie in law): [noun] meaning: someone who is best friends with my best friend of whom i hear about often and think of with fondness

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

New low achieved: trying not to vomit in the Home Goods

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

I hate children and men

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

When she’s applin’ ur bees but all u can think about is the NEW Bourbon Street Mushroom Swiss Burger™️

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

When they ask for ur snap in the Applebees scheduling app dms

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

Everyone be concerned I am back in my Halsey era

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

Top 10 things I am:
#1 my own downfall

[elle is trying so hard @scretladyspider]

hear me out: Muppet Twilight. Nothing else changes. It’s the exact same movie but every character but Bella is a muppet.

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

Things I have to do: precise computer drafting
Things I want to do: make all my friends color pallets based off their vibes

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

Why do music men always want to teach u music when u say u can’t play. Let me be ignorant I will never need ur help

[Skylar Prewitt @skylar_prewitt]

The fact that McDonalds doesn’t have all day breakfast is a crime.

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

Spoiler alert the new Noah Kahan song is about my dad <3

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

@rittmomney has been hitting too hard lately command v is too close to home

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Just showered & I’m smelling good asf who tryna chew on my labia like it’s a Polly Pocket skirt

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

your honor it was not a HIPAA violation i was simply BeingReal

[grace provenzano @gracepro988]

As I get older the more and more appealing a 9-5 sounds