Hot Girl, Interrupted

I like big engines and I hate Israel wby?

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

#BlowUpDataCenters

[JayO D. Sama @LikelyTarnished]

Official word from Unc. It’s over.

[The Method @TheYayaMethod]

You gotta let people skate & never mention that the ice is thin

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[Firebird’s ghost👻 @GhostofFirebird]

Dont even gotta beat his ass, lil nigga stuck in purgatory for the next hour clearly

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

A gift of discernment is wild because you can have zero evidence on what is going on, but you still know what is really going on

[julia @eathedocument]

bald toothless coworker’s wife thinks he’s cheating on her with me

[ima ✦ @chrysanthemore]

"larp this larp that" lets really talk about how everyone is larping as a black person nowadays

"saxophones getting louder" you dont even know what that means or what movie thats from omg

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

France should be able to afford the AC with all that money they stole from Haiti.

[ev @ilustyousm]

that’s so nasty can you do that to me

[daisy @cinnadaisy]

yes please stalk me yes please be obsessed with me

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

Getting sick and tired of you guys telling me I have to live with shit just because it exists. I don’t have to live with exclusively digital media, airborne pathogen ridden air, unrestricted generative AI, none of it. Y’all succumb to any and everything. Weak

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[Hot Girl, Interrupted @gracesgrave]

Ok man

[Pubity @pubity]

A man in Spain went to the doctor, complaining of a headache. Doctors initially thought he had a brain tumor.

However, it turned out that worms had burrowed their way into his brain.

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

they putting shit in government weed that makes you wanna fuck dudes

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You guys are too MEAN to be majoring in social work, medicine, nursing, education, or even customer care. Please, go do something you actually love.

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

“Far left” and just a mfer talking about free buses.

[ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙ @Souvie]

this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is

[Dean. @BigDeanII]

Flavor Flav used to be like, “you look like you work out, yo name gone be Pilates.”