Grace Simpson

she/her

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

“Parents can teach sex ed to their kids” Can parents name every STD and how they’re transmitted? Can they teach you how to identify date rape drugs? Can they define “pelvic floor”? And more importantly — would they?

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

and if my only “career goal” is to simply eat a brie grilled cheese with fig jam and sit with my friends in a meadow and read poetry? what then?

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

You will always struggle with not feeling productive until you accept that your own joy can be something you produce.

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

ok i guess i have to watch the dragon show now

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

@maggierogers in that one song

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

“try guys?” oh you mean what my grandma said when i came out? (is this anything?)

[trash jones @jzux]

toyota rav 4 is short for toyota ravioli the fourth

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

he’s mad bc if too many people have abortions, there won’t be any more kids for him to be attracted to

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

@linds__carroll she tweets!

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

haters will say this ISNT the ideal form of communication

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

in other news i am a Girl Who Tweets now

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

it’s friday night baby I’m getting wild 🥳🤪**
**looking for a new therapist on the internet

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

taylor swift saying “I’m on the bleachers” in you belong with me is actually an easter egg that several years later she would work with jack antonoff of indie pop band bleachers

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

@dogfather Hi Doug!!!!

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

@dogfather also my dad wants me to tell you that our dog Ranger is Doug’s “brother from another mother”

[Grace Simpson @gracesimpson125]

@dogfather omg Matt this was me 🥺 my dad and I love WeRateDogs ❤️❤️