danny devito

i smell like beef • she/her • 💙💜🩷

[danny devito @graceypo0]

i’m gay

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

starting to believe the “never broke a bone” theory 🙂

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Drag Name: Madison Squaregarden

[danny devito @graceypo0]

@dud3boi i b b. jj. i j j ij. iki i. i ji. ik iki i i j ji j ik ji i ji i i. ik j j ijnjjnn i i ij i j

[danny devito @graceypo0]

@dud3boi lm
mm l ll mom koo

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Remember who you are, weird girl

[pt @hoolitang]

si no viviste esto con 15 años te perdiste la mejor boyband que te pudo haber ofrecido el mundo del espectaculo

[Katya @katya_zamo]

There is so much disturbing evil shit going on, as it always has through time. I suppose I’m naive to assume history doesn’t have to repeat itself. But it’s so grim to live through this. As a species we are so advanced, the technology we’ve created is so impressive, the resources we have are staggering. But to see this power used to protect those who are actively committing genocide and who’ve perpetrated the rape of countless children. It’s so inhuman. It’s so dark. It’s so devoid of any of the beautiful qualities that so many human being do possess. I have never understood this and i never will.

[danny devito @graceypo0]

FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES THAT GOT TICKETS FOR EVERY GOD DAMN SHOW BTS ARE HAVING FOR TOUR 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[danny devito @graceypo0]

my only chance for success in life is being a rodeo clown

[danny devito @graceypo0]

me wearing my glasses:

“wdym my prescription is expired, i can see just fine”

me wearing my contacts:

[danny devito @graceypo0]

why does no one want me? am i the problem?

[danny devito @graceypo0]

happy it my birthday

[danny devito @graceypo0]

i have so many secrets, thats why my boobs are so big

[danny devito @graceypo0]

she bonkers for my honkers

[danny devito @graceypo0]

i just asked my siri if it’s possible to never dream and she asked me why… AND THEN I ASKED HER TO SKIP A BUNCH OF SONGS AND THIS HO SIGHED AT ME

[danny devito @graceypo0]

everyone shut the fuck up they’re putting adventure time in fortnite

[danny devito @graceypo0]

@uhLennaR6 i was trying to say spicy and said speeky 🤦🏻‍♀️

[danny devito @graceypo0]

these jalapeenos are speeky

[danny devito @graceypo0]

i’m sad