Just had a very weird experience in the Post Office. It's not funny or amusing. Just weird. There's no humorous ending or anything like that, it was just...odd.
So anyway, I'm standing in the Post Office, with about 5 parcels to mail, and I've been in there for about 20 mins.
Dear America. We have your president. If you do not send us $30,000,000, in unmarked bills, by 2000 hours BST on Friday, we will let him return to you.