i said “the worst thing about having a dog is he doesn’t know how much hotter i am than other dog owners” and my boyfriend said “please don’t say things like that”
Thinking about how when when we were wee babes and my brother and I would get separated from my dad in market basket he would just scream “AMELIO” and we’d have to reply and follow his voice. Like what
I think that emotionally I’ve been living in a gas station in Ohio for the past maybe two years and recently the pull to actually up and leave has been dangerously strong especially since the realization that I literally could
I’m so jealous of effortlessly pretty people. (There are so many people that I perceive that way and I just don’t think I could ever make myself be one of them)
An older man in the drive thru greeted me by saying that I looked like a young debbie reynolds today and i’m still hung up on it bc idk if i can see it or not?? I mean high compliment nonetheless but sir…
Those eyes say “i abhor you. You’re a meatsack I wish I had never been adopted by. Walk me back down that hallway god” whatever ratty stop rolling in chipmunks then