Paul Dune

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL MUAD’DIB MONDAY IS UPON US

LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me to my boss: Hey I have to wfh today, I couldn't answer the riddles three. Yep, they didn't let me across the bridge. I'll see you on Teams though.

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Third year in a row the Mets ace is injured before Opening Day https://t.co/snVQaX2hho

[mr nasty no drama @mrnastynodrama]

It’s insane they still have statues of this POS

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL: I see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire. Fanatical legions worshipping at the shrine of my father’s skull. A WAR IN MY NAME!!

PENNSYLVANIANS: SPRING! SPRING! SPRING!

[phage @clubmoss_]

How it feels to order boneless wings and a Modelo at Chili’s

[doomer @uncledoomer]

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“this is me after two domestic light beers”

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“the european mind cannot comprehend this”

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“real. so true. this is literally me”

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“gigachad image. norm mcdonald what are you retarded reaction gif”

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“this is me after two light domestic be

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

.@taylorswift13 @jasonkelce I’m coming for you

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

Our celebrity fan. Their celebrity fan.

Levels to this shit.

[🍻 @drink2beers]

i Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit
Now Im At The Star Wars Battlefront

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Gyatt is short for Gyatthew!
💬1.3K 🔁24.7K ❤️223.9K

Who wants to drive me to the airport on Monday?
💬0 🔁0 ❤️0

[Paul Dune @grady_irl]

@Jimb0_Slice_ @BarstoolBigCat it’s true i fear. it’s right there in the rankings

[fareed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @it_is_fareed]

Big bomboclaat,
spliff a buss inna mi head
Hot sexy gyal ah said she wan' fi gimme head
When mi fuck pussy, pussy turn red

𝐺𝑦𝑚𝑛𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐, 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑