PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL: I see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire. Fanatical legions worshipping at the shrine of my father’s skull. A WAR IN MY NAME!!
PENNSYLVANIANS: SPRING! SPRING! SPRING!
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“this is me after two domestic light beers”
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“the european mind cannot comprehend this”
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“real. so true. this is literally me”
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“gigachad image. norm mcdonald what are you retarded reaction gif”
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“this is me after two light domestic be
Big bomboclaat,
spliff a buss inna mi head
Hot sexy gyal ah said she wan' fi gimme head
When mi fuck pussy, pussy turn red
𝐺𝑦𝑚𝑛𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐, 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑