Morgan Graeber

[Morgan Graeber @GraeberMorgan]

Good things just don't happen to people like me..

[Morgan Graeber @GraeberMorgan]

Men from Grand Rapids MI are sent from God for character development.

[tae 🪄 @fucktaegan]

man

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i be like “i don’t give a f*ck” and then my stomach hurts

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

“Legalize cannabis!”

Biden Admin: I see you. I hear you. We’re banning menthols.

[y @imbabyfr]

the cdc said you guys have to be nice to me

[blake @blakeslun]

yeah

[Morgan Graeber @GraeberMorgan]

Am I embracing the single life or is the single life embracing me?

[Morgan Graeber @GraeberMorgan]

Men literally put more time and effort into their literal trash than they do me.

[yong @spaghetti_2005]

Born too late to be Vine famous born too early to be TikTok famous, born just in time to graduate into a pandemic and not qualify for a stimulus check

[Morgan Graeber @GraeberMorgan]

Me- caffeine is good in the morning
Random dude- a BJ in the morning is better

[Morgan Graeber @GraeberMorgan]

Me meeting a new guy- hey what are your hobbies?
New guy- I like to rail people

[Morgan Graeber @GraeberMorgan]

People think I can get any guy I want and I find that fucking hilarious how untrue that is.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

the point of tweeting is not to go viral. the point of tweeting is to get a few likes and a concerned text from a friend

[Morgan Graeber @GraeberMorgan]

Him on his story: idk why everyone thinks I'm a fuck boy all I want is to be loved.
Him in my DMs: nudes? Wyd? U up? Can I bust in you?