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☆ level 15,178 in candy crush ☆

[y @imbabyfr]

parent who is hard to please said that I’m a great teacher

[y @imbabyfr]

why are kids always putting shit in their pockets and why is it always a bug

[y @imbabyfr]

white girls don’t want to be golden blonde anymore

[y @imbabyfr]

I don’t ignore people enough and that’s my problem

[y @imbabyfr]

You cannot be 26 and watching twilight for the first time like the window to watch it has #closed sorry

[y @imbabyfr]

I can’t believe it’s been 3 years without my grandpa. It’s painful thinking of how many milestones and special moments he has missed and will continue to miss but I’m so grateful for all the time we got with him.

[y @imbabyfr]

My grandpa died today and I just have to say it everywhere because he was an amazing man and deserves to be recognized and loved

[y @imbabyfr]

Officially continuing as a third grade teacher for the next school year 🤩 which means i get to actually decorate my classroom this time and I’m so excited but I need theme ideas help

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

it’s so funny that straight men don’t know how to take good pictures of themselves and the ones that do are evil

[brooke @wasianfielder]

got lots of change come here brotha

[y @imbabyfr]

@MrDrippy6 https://t.co/XjN0lNnphr

[y @imbabyfr]

my students had a dance performance today and I was exactly like those pageant parents who stand and do the choreography

[y @imbabyfr]

had a sleepover with my sister in law and spent almost $500 in two days I can NEVER do that again omfg (I don’t regret any of my purchases)

[jay @tensorfied_]

look at her body shaking… we humans aren’t built to process such barbarity our bodies genuinely cannot comprehend this much cruelty.. and to think that palestinians face this kind of terror every single day breaks my heart

[y @imbabyfr]

my app is so out of date that half my tweets won’t post and I can’t reply on the tl anymore it’s super awesome

[y @imbabyfr]

got married yesterday btw 🦢

[y @imbabyfr]

this is what life is all about

[y @imbabyfr]

Just found out I’m the cool third grade teacher and students wish they were in my class

[y @imbabyfr]

making peace with the woman that I have become

[y @imbabyfr]

I would blow him up with my mind

[playgirI garvi @garvvee]

bartender said "drinks are free for pretty girls tonight" and winked at me, then charged me 17 bucks