For all of the division and acrimony in this country, it must be said that on the most important issue, Americans are united in agreement: ice cold drinks are where itโs at! Tepid room temperature drinks are for mental patients and depraved Europeans.
@DougJBalloon Iโve said this before, but I donโt think we know the whole story yet. Why was he on Kik rather than, like, Tinder? Do we know that everyone he messaged was actually an adult? Maybe this is a typical adultery scandal, but maybe itโs worse.
So, let me get this straight-
Women can't: laugh too much, accept speaking engagements from Fortune 500 banks, buy nice cookware, or drink a glass of wine
Men can: have Nazi tattoos, accept jobs as Blackwater killers, jack off in a port a potty, have sleazy affairs
Okaaay