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[graemearthur @graemearthur]

@Phantomthe55th If hearts sue the spfl do ALL Scottish clubs get banned from Europe?

[deecee1872 @deecee1872]

Get the end of season tour of Japan booked NOW @RangersFC

[robotii @robotii]

Government has no mandate for this.

Let’s give them an anti-mandate.

https://t.co/79FCBhMQPY

[Jonathan Black @Jonathan_Black_]

This is dangerous twisting of Scripture that is far, far away from biblical truth.
This is the sort of manipulation of the faithful that led to the Reformation. In fact, this is “another gospel.”

Stay far away from anything like this!

[graemearthur @graemearthur]

@Gers89_ How good are they in defence?

[graemearthur @graemearthur]

@Parody_PM Let's be honest it was was the final straw

[robotii @robotii]

Keir Starmer addresses the grooming gangs (parody, so perfectly legal still in the UK, for now):

"Good evening, fellow Britons. I stand before you today, not as the Prime Minister who once held the reins of the Crown Prosecution Service, but as a man who has seen the error of his ways—much like one might notice they've accidentally worn their socks inside out. 

We've had some, shall we say, 'interesting' discussions about the grooming gangs that have plagued our communities. Now, I've heard the whispers, the shouts, and yes, even the tweets from Elon Musk—whom I've been told is rather influential on that social media platform, X. But let's not get bogged down in specifics, shall we?

When I was at the helm of the CPS, we had this quaint idea that perhaps, just perhaps, we should prosecute those guilty of heinous crimes. But, oh, the complexity of it all! We were so busy not being racist that we might have, just might have, overlooked a few... well, let's call them 'cultural misunderstandings'. 

But fear not! We're on it now. We've had our 'Road to Damascus' moment, and I can assure you, the approach has changed. We've moved from the 'if we don't see it, it's not there' policy to a 'let's throw the book at them, but gently, because we're still very progressive' strategy. 

Now, I've been accused of being 'complicit' in this scandal. I say, nonsense! I was merely a steward of justice, navigating the choppy waters of political correctness with the grace of a swan—albeit one with its head under water for too long. 

So, what's our plan? We'll have an inquiry, or perhaps several, because if there's one thing we love more than solving problems, it's talking about solving them. We'll call it the 'Inquiry into Why We Didn't Have an Inquiry Sooner'. 

We will address this with the same vigor we've shown in reducing NHS waiting lists—by promising to do better next time. No more will we allow cultural sensitivities to cloud our judgment; we'll just find new, less controversial sensitivities to cloud it instead.

And to those victims who've been let down, I extend my deepest apologies—delivered with the sincerity of a politician at a ribbon-cutting ceremony. We will protect you, support you, and ensure justice is served... eventually.

In closing, let me assure you, under my leadership, we will confront these issues head-on, but with our eyes half-closed, because, after all, we must remain sensitive to the nuances of our multicultural society. 

Thank you, and let's hope by the next election, we've moved on to a less awkward topic. Like, perhaps, the weather."

[ＫΞＩＴＨ @Keith70519776]

Waiting for a statement @RangersFC

[graemearthur @graemearthur]

@elonmusk Maybe buy @RangersFC and give us something to be positive about

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

@elonmusk

[Martin Barrow @MartinBarrow]

A West Sussex hospice has been forced to cut back on services and make 40 people redundant due to high costs.

St Catherine's Hospice, in Crawley, has 24 beds on site but it can only operate with 12 due to financial restraints.

https://t.co/NAYAnzmnbY

[Sam Rushworth MP @SamJRushworth]

Dear constituents,
Tomorrow, we vote on the ‘Terminally Ill Adults (End of Life) Bill’. This is the most important issue I will ever be asked to vote on as your MP because it is literally a matter of life and death.
I owe it to my constituents tell you how I plan to vote 👇

[D'Artagnan @4thProtocol]

The fallout & rage amongst legacy media & global elites has been glorious to watch, Campbell Stewart etc . All the threats to shut down X (because they couldn't control it) they really are horrible authoritive abusers of power. It really feels like the good guys have won.

[graemearthur @graemearthur]

@codepo8 Imagine if it was a real country 🤣

[graemearthur @graemearthur]

@FrankySpoon @darrengrimes America

[graemearthur @graemearthur]

@Phantomthe55th is the rumour true about the SFA adopting new pager communication technology?

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

THOUGHT CRIME

The British police ARRESTED this woman for the crime of silently praying in her head while on the street.

SHARE - This is 1984 👇

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

BREAKING: Italian deputy Prime Minister Matteo Salvini says he is "genuinely worried" that the left-wing government in Britain is persecuting people for social media posts.

International world leaders are now condemning Soviet Britain.

[PulpitAI @PulpitAI]

Pastor waiting for the sermon clip he just posted to “go viral”

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

Britain is now threatening to extradite and arrest people abroad for things they post on social media.

Christian street preachers get arrested for spreading the gospel.

Would you feel safe traveling to Soviet Britain after hearing this?