Graeme Young

Family, Football, Running, Cycling, Golf, Music, Comedy, Travel, The Great Outdoors 🦮🐾

[Graeme Young @graemedy]

Done. #greatglenway #knackered

[Graeme Young @graemedy]

A strawberry smoothie is a healthy choice. 🐣 Summer activities centered around water provide a refreshing and joyful escape, dispelling the oppressive heat of the season. The diverse range of water-based projects adds vibrant and dynamic enjoyment to summer leisure time.

[Graeme Young @graemedy]

Act selflessly in small, simple ways. Rise strong after every difficult fall. Be the solution to someone’s prayer. Be selfless to every friend.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Did you know?

SAF took over a team 19th in the league and made them the most successful English side ever.

Pep inherited a side that had won two of the last 4 titles and been in a UCL semi final 3 months before he arrived.

[Ben @BenDesigned]

So @SkySportsNews will you be doing round-the-clock coverage of Man City’s deepening crisis??

Because if a Manchester United manager had lost 9 in 12 in all competitions & were in relegation form in the league, you sure as hell would be doing 24-hour news.

CONSISTENCY 👏

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

Is it too much to hope that this appalling case will sound the death knell for unisex toilets in our schools and mean a return to prioritising the dignity, safety and privacy of girls? The ideologues who pushed this nonsense should hang their heads in shame.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

New PGMOL directive:

You can completely miss the ball and take out a man in the box and it won't be a penalty as long as it's a big game.

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

Peter Crouch: "Back when I was at Liverpool we did Secret Santa. I got Rafa Benitez (The manager). I bought him Jose Mourinho's book, it was a guide on how to win the premier league."

Joe Cole: "He obviously never read it."

Brilliant😂😂 😂

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Mike Dean: “It’s not a pen in a game like this.”

There's your problem right there. The game does not matter - all that does is the incident.

That is a foul anywhere on the pitch. It's a stonewall penalty.

[Yorkie 'B' 🏴‍☠️ RN VD and Scar..🇬🇧 @RenownVet21]

Abso-fucking-lutely! If ever a man deserved an award, it is this Prince among men....

[Blair Bowman @mrblairbowman]

My letter to The Herald has been published today, highlighting how insulting it is to businesses impacted by the DRS chaos that Lorna Slater should win a Scottish Politician of the Year award.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I wrote the words below in April, about the UK left, and I'm retweeting them today for the benefit of some of the numbskulls in my mentions.

Women like me, and there are a lot of us, aren't and never have been far-right. We simply want the left to wake the hell up, because we're watching it do its utmost to alienate people it used to represent.

I'm not saying Trump's win was down to the gender stuff - I'm not an American voter, so can't judge. In any case, the Labour Party won the last UK election and they've embraced gender identity ideology whole-heartedly (although they won against a Tory government so enfeebled and unpopular it would have been miraculous if they hadn't, and their popularity since gaining office has plummeted.)

What I do know is that millions of women in the UK and across the developed world are extremely angry about men in women's sport, men in women's jails and the erosion of single-sex spaces. Parents are angry at being demonised because they don't want their troubled kids to undergo irreversible medical treatments of extremely questionable benefit. People are sick to the back teeth of being bullied and threatened for refusing to embrace an elitist, academia-generated ideology that's having severe real world consequences.

Large swathes of the left continue to be threatening and abusive to anybody who resists their attempts to impose ideological language or bully them out of wrongthink. Leftist activists jeer and sneer at erstwhile female allies for the crime of believing biological sex is real and matters. And leftist leaders still appear more interested in sucking up to gender activists than - to take a topical example in the UK - female nurses whose crime is not wanting to undress in front of a fully intact male.

So to those screaming 'bigot' and 'fascist' at me, you should know two things. Firstly, I'm completely indifferent to your disapproval, as I'd have thought you'd have realised by now. Secondly, and far more importantly, the only thing more harmful to your cause than your pseudo-religious belief in gender identities is your astounding, self-righteous arrogance.

[Graeme Young @graemedy]

@jamierkennedy Should he not be working on putting under pressure. That’s cost him majors.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

To all of you Trump supporters…

Including:

@BorisJohnson
@trussliz
@Nigel_Farage
@LeeAndersonMP_
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
@RupertLowe10

This is your man

These are his victims

Your endorsement of him tells us & your loved ones exactly what you are.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

“He is a rambling, nasty individual but he’s actually positively dangerous.”

It is “really consequential for the world that Trump is not elected tonight”, says @WilliamJHague on #TimesRadio.

@AasmahMir | @StigAbell

[Sall Grover @salltweets]

This tweet is still up.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Are you going to apologise @zarahsultana?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Badenoch is having to try to cobble together a cabinet from 121 hapless pricks. She’s picking through the political equivalent of the reduced section of the vegetable aisle.

This is comedy gold.

MARK FRANCOIS as Defence Sec? Mark fucking Francois?! I laughed out loud.