GraemeParker

Smell yer maw

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: Boxing legend Muhammad Ali hospitalized in fair condition; being treated for respiratory issue, spox says.

[GraemeParker @graemep26]

Only tan lines some birds should have is down there cheek 😂🔪

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Riyad Mahrez at 17. Now a Premier League winner...🔥🏆⚽️

[GraemeParker @graemep26]

How good are The Doors but.. A mean c'mon

[Football Chants @FootyFansChants]

"We’ve been to Rotterdam and everywhere; Liverpool and Rome; But now we’re playing Rotherham, Rotherham at home.”

[Players Sayings @PlayersSayings]

John Terry: "I will be talking to the club over the coming days. I've always wanted to retire here. I want to stay."

[Christmas Gift Ideas 🎁 @XmasgiftsGift]

Kia Sportage advert ft. @frankieboyle https://t.co/DfB1pt8NdP

[GraemeParker @graemep26]

Shane you can't acknowledge your shit spelling

[deano @7onaed]

mental every other country uses twitter the way it wis intended n we just use it to upload swedgerd videos ae our pals cause our maws use fb

[Old Days Football @OldDaysFootball]

Control level - Deco.
https://t.co/Ffu19YSPMU

[Players Sayings @PlayersSayings]

AMAZING: Alberto Moreno's attempt at 'Unbelievable Jeff'.
https://t.co/sv9M7FJHxY

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Why dae cunts need countdowns for holidays? As if yer gonna be in work lit aw fuck Susan a totally forgot am suppose tae be in Zante the day

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Wonder when NASA scientists will stop aw the space shite an study why cunts cheat on tidy birds wae ones that look lit apprentice plumbers

[John, son of Kipps @Magic_fing3rs]

boy in ma work phoned in yesterday tae say his maw died n he wouldny be in and they phoned his hoose tae see how he wis n she answered😂😂

[Jiemcf @josh_mcfall]

Hahahahahahahah

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Goal of the day, pure brilliance.

Warren Bryne for @SouthShieldsFC https://t.co/KTOcoaeg6p