David

reposting old graeydave/graeyalien tweets from 2010-2013. operated by some asshole.

[David @graey_alien]

injecting 2 wolves with anabolic steroids and chaining them to my arms, marcus wolf and marcel wolf. off to the foreclosed lot

[David @graey_alien]

Zoom enhance burl

[David @graey_alien]

@chuchugoogoo you hate this mirror??

[David @graey_alien]

HOW MUCH XTRA $$$ 4 U 2 DELIVER MY PIZZA W/ PLUSH LEATHER INTERIOR CUSHIONING INSTALLED INSIDE BOX? OH WOW THATS WAY TOO MUCH. THATS SO MUCH

[Golf Wisdom @golf_wisdom]

I've got 10,000 people watching me. Cameras are easy. Doing the Jay Leno show was easy.

[David @graey_alien]

all the other mommy bloggers are jealous of mommy's blog, aren't they Kayler? they're very bad people. jealous of all the hits mommy gets

[David @graey_alien]

ur supposed to protect my blog from mischief spirits. that's what i pay you for. that's your ONLY responsibility . how do you explain this

[David @graey_alien]

good base food to make tiny dipping scarves out of? paint soft kelp? #dinnerpart

[David @graey_alien]

they make beaitiful holographic tape that scares birds or something. look it up for yourself if you don't believe me

[David @graey_alien]

day off. training a dog to be a good dog. a good, goth dog.

[David @graey_alien]

there's an old yurt saying around these yurt fields. every yurt reeks of soot

[David @graey_alien]

that's my bile encased inside your pendant. always remember that.

[David @graey_alien]

Using your wallet chain as a weapon in a public space is a great way to make wearing/collecting a lot more of a hassle for true aficionados.

[David @graey_alien]

ppl complaining that I've been saying "Hey, you're a pretty 'with it' looking teen, let me ask you something...." too much lately =\

[David @graey_alien]

v creepy of u to install secret biofeedback modules into passenger seat of ur accord +make printouts to "croudsource some proto tweets" Boo.

[David @graey_alien]

what club???????? there hasn't been a club here in 1000 yrs !

[David @graey_alien]

this club is rotting..........this nightclub is over 80% musty aged rotting wood..........................

[David @graey_alien]

- THIS BARN RAVE HAS A VERY OLD SOUL~~ ALSO SENSING COUPLA STRAW NESTS OF INDETERMINATE CREATURE YA RAVES DO HAVE SOULS!!GRUMPY TWEEPS!!!!!

[David @graey_alien]

hooking up a cool educational chain (google buckyballs) to the most powerful flying bug i can find. so fresh if the bug don't die

[David @graey_alien]

...yet no one ever tweets when a celeb thoughtlessly has their caretaker decimate an entire mudwasp nest with poison spray. makes ya think.