Gareth

My grandad always said Don't shit on your own doorstep - My grandad wasn't very popular in the rest of the village! ;-)

[Gareth @graf_gj]

@stephenrobles New t shirt time - Knight on polar bear standing on a cheese grater with the ‘M’ logo etched into the cheese grater 🤔

[Gareth @graf_gj]

@fresk0_ Very nice 🥰

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

The numb brained hypocriticunt literally has his own achievements plastered all over his own fucking profile but he's decided to come after me, a comedian, for mentioning I'm a fucking comedian?
Look at this fat fucking shitwit, Owen Jones' dull uncle, this geography teacher turning up for a divorce hearing, this donkey nobody wants to ride, this farm scandal whistleblower, this dad on Robot Wars, this Channel Islands football coach, this David Aaronovitch for even thicker people, this mobile phone shop manager. He looks like the sort of guy who puts "CEO" on his Tinder bio cos he wore suit to a Herbalife meeting.
Fuck you, James O'Brien, fuck the plants that make the oxygen you breathe, fuck the frustrated orgasm that brought you into existence. If someone gave you a crayon you'd eat it. I bet you think you're an intellectual because you don't clap when the plane lands and enjoy Christopher Nolan films. You're an obtuse, tedious, depressing, jowly, unimaginative dullard. If you were cut in half, both halves would live.
If people look like their dogs then your dog is a cunt.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I didn’t compare him to one. He IS one.

[Cyber Detective💙💛 @cyb_detective]

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[Gareth @graf_gj]

Some great insight by @LeoKearse here… Sadiq spunks £6.3m on woke train line names https://t.co/teA7TOitC9 via @YouTube

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

@elonmusk Exactly

[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'Don't worry, darling. If the UAE buys the Telegraph I doubt the cartoons will change'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

Buy a print of my cartoons at https://t.co/ILFJjPmckx

Original artwork from https://t.co/bVPAkgE34y

[Maryam Moshiri @BBCMaryam]

So someone released the full video !

It wasn’t the BBC who released this and it certainly wasn’t me! But in a way I think I’m glad this is out there, as it shows I WAS having a bit of a joke with the crew during the countdown.

Again, so sorry it went out on air. It was meant to be a private laugh.

[Gareth @graf_gj]

Jogging gingerbread man surprises Calne drivers - love it!! https://t.co/ZsQpFO1OFU

[Gareth @graf_gj]

The Israel conflict is a Bud Light moment for wokeism - pro-Hamas unis a... https://t.co/riKDHDkwGk via @YouTube

[David Vance @DavidVance]

It’s the theatre of the absurd.

[Gareth @graf_gj]

Amazing Invention- This Drone Will Change Everything https://t.co/1e9MeAhhwD via @YouTube

[Caroline @WecopsCaroline]

I don’t mean to sound harsh (genuinely) but this provides a good lesson to social media arm chair critics…. It’s defo worth a view and a bit of reflection

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

From tomorrow in Greater London, if your vehicle isn’t Ulez compliant, you’ll be causing pollution which harms children.

However, if you pay the £12.50 Ulez charge, you’re free to pollute the air children breathe as much as you like.

Don’t worry, Sadiq Khan told us that this isn’t just a money grabbing scheme…

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Real Spiderman?

https://t.co/XbmGWWWdml

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | BREAKING: Just Stop Oil protestors have been surrounded by “Just Stop Pissing Everyone Off” protestors - preventing them from marching in the road

[Gareth @graf_gj]

The Back of Boris (for now) https://t.co/y1UrnZ1gj0 via @YouTube