Benji Graf

UCL | 19 | More soy than man

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

@elonmusk @JamesEsses God damn imagine being this fucking pathetic holy shit

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

Vomit! on the overground

[Jon Stone @joncstone]

it's key to remember that this was *actually built*. there is a link from the channel tunnel to the west coast mainline. British Rail invested £140m before it was privatised. the trains were built! but services never ran because operators didn't consider them commercially viable

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

I want a reverse Queer Eye where I find the 5 meanest twinks in the country and make them bully a well-adjusted, successful person until they have a nervous breakdown

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

Absolutely obsessed with this weird little sigma account that paid to tell me that the world is cruel

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

@flynn_zqk I thought Michael Jackson was dead

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

Absolutely wild that we have a king that kins tampons for the first time (to our knowledge)

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

word of the day is hubris

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

I’m sure everyone who knew me as an insufferable child will be delighted to hear that I’m getting my ass humbled by uni maths

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

In the trenches (queueing for my algebra 3 exam), waiting for the order to go over the top. The enemy machine gun fire (Jordan normal form) is about to rip me to shreds (make me shit myself)

[aspiring bog body @_chainofdaisies]

it's world hippo day post william the hippo

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Today's words:,,spontaneity?..triumph?..Love you all, tW

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

certified umbrella hater. would rather get wet

[Benji Graf @GrafBenji]

Going goblin mode (thrusting my jaw out to eat cookies)

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The goblin shark has a protrusive jaw that it can thrust several inches outside of its mouth to trap prey.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Musical masterworks of the Western classical canon
vs.
“Stacy’s Mom” by Fountains of Wayne

A THREAD

[joseph @jodamarr]

@usasoccerguy England don’t stand a chance against God’s favorite team #GodBlessAmerica 🇱🇷

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Every man will momentarily hesitate when scheduling a haircut because deep down he feels that if he grows it out just a little longer, he can look exactly like Aragorn