The Revolting Blob

Not fit for service.

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

Flannery O'Connor, horny as fuck: A Hard Man is Good to Find

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

Sometimes when I'm really hungover I allow myself to indulge in the delusion that I might be deserving of intimacy and affection from a decent woman.

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

You think Mennonite women suck good dick?

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

"Let's throw on Best of Greg Giraldo Comedy Central Roasts"

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

I keep coming back to it. It may be the greatest tweet of all time.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

The World Cup is a great time for Googling various atrocities

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

Double-sided tape? Yeah I don't get it.

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

We should have used Florida like Bikini Atoll

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

Might be the nicest day we'll have until like October

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

Reese's Sticks...underrated candy

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

This means something to me https://t.co/bhTPJZbMTr

[🐍 Ƥşץ𝕔𝔥𝕠pomp_Đ𝔦o̷͝ηуรǗ丂 ඏ @Read_Acted]

World Champions again

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

100% true. The Gang Wrestles for the Troops is the best episode in the entire series.

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Not enough people saying Season 5 as their favorite

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

Nothing against Mamdani, but it would have been much funnier if Eric Adams were still mayor for a Knicks Finals win.

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

"the series"

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

My little nephew likes basketball so while talking to my sister I was like “has he been liking the series?” And she said “you should talk to him” and I said “oh ok” and handed him the phone and I said “Hey, kiddo” and he asked me who I was rooting for and I was like “the Knicks because the Spurs are cheaters and Frenchie is a dirty bitch we should deport” and he said “what” and I remembered I was talking to a 9 year old

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

“Loch Lomond” in Foxborough. Quite a sight. #WorldCup

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

"including Ukraine...." this bitch LOVES Russia

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine.

In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted.

https://t.co/pLMD0krc69

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

Go Knicks love da Knicks baby

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Girlfriend with AIDS. Knew it.

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

Do you think the disappearing foam soccer referees use contains PFAS?

[The Revolting Blob @graham_dee]

Greatest pitching performance in Brewers history. Juan Nieves gave up 5 walks in his no hitter. Still an incredible accomplishment, but tonight was better.