lil almond boy

Like the Boss Baby…but a raccoon

[lil almond boy @graham_things]

HOO BABY WE’RE MAKING GRILL PIZZA TONIGHT

[Commonwealth Foundation @MyCommonwealth]

“Doubling down on more of the same is utter insanity.” - Ryan Boyer, Business Manager of Laborers’ District Council and head of the Philadelphia Building & Construction Trades Council

[lil almond boy @graham_things]

Twitter dead. By y’all

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.

[꒰ daily aquatic lovelies ༚.° @aqualuvsuotd]

me when i 🦈

[{Queer} Pride and Prejudice @QueerPridePod]

Would that this bonnet were a time bonnet

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

dog reading and wearing a funny hat, france, 14th century

[elle clover @veryluckyclover]

this will be me 🥦

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

When someone tells me I shouldn’t door dash $72 worth of Taco Bell

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

(Dudes bantering at the halal cart) that verse was fire!!!

Me, sitting in the grass (whispering): I loves hip hop

them turning: WTF did u just say? I know this white boy can’t spit!

Me, standing: yo There’s only 1 beer left, rappers screamin all in our ears like we’re deaf

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

dream tweet

[˖ ꜝ❤︎ kimi 𑣲 ⏦ﾟ @piinkimi_]

art by 画画的雲兔 on xiaohongshu

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

In my Oppenheimer screening there was a group of 10 teenage boys in front of me and when he said the “I have become death” line the first time they all turned to the guy in the middle and soy faced at him and like violently shook him

[im on the ither sight @jon_snow_420]

i'm honestly sick of dating. guys always trying to grab my amulet and destroy it. that's not even how to kill me

[lil almond boy @graham_things]

Not to Philly post on main, but Wawa hash browns are a divine delicacy. They have no business being that fluffy and crispy. Truly akin to ambrosia

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

I need to do more push ups or nobody is going to love me ever probably