Graham

Former Up-and-comer. (Don’t worry, I already up-and-came.) Award-winning comedy writer.

[Graham @grahamchit]

CraveTV shortened their name (like I should have done in 2004) but they didn't shorten my special, still available, and still heartbreakingly brilliant.

[Crave @CraveCanada]

Adulting is hard.

Graham Chittenden: Reluctant Adult, a new CraveTV Original Stand-Up special, is now streaming. @grahamchit

[Graham @grahamchit]

Part of me hates when people only use social media to brag, but part of me won an award. If I can live with the hypocrisy, so can you.

[The Canadian Academy @TheCdnAcademy]

Congratulations to the writing team of “Still Standing,” winners of Best Writing, Factual, for “Oxford, NS.” @CBC @CBC_Publicity #CdnScreenAwards

[Graham @grahamchit]

Keep in mind these are the same people who spent the Nineties insisting that I should drink a bunch of milk everyday.

[Graham @grahamchit]

Canada didn’t say you can’t have 15 drinks per week, it’s just not one of their Top Ten Health Hacks anymore.

[Graham @grahamchit]

@bobby To understand this pun you have to have heard the expression “Sausage me nuts.” Unfortunately nobody has said it.

[Graham @grahamchit]

We went and done did it again. #CdnScreenAwards

[The Canadian Academy @TheCdnAcademy]

The winner of Best Writing, Factual is the team behind @stillstandingtv @cbc @cbccomedy @FranticFilms1. Congratulations! #CdnScreenAwards.

[Graham @grahamchit]

@matt_obrien @BebeNeuwirth have you seen this? (I have to confess I never caught this episode of Fraser.)

[Graham @grahamchit]

The only virtual comedy show you need to see.

[Eric Andrews @MericMandrews]

Here it is: LIVE AT THE HAHA BOX

[Graham @grahamchit]

Listen to me debate boat ownership with the runaway train that is Sean Cullen.

[cbcdebaters @cbcdebaters]

Hey NL! “Cashier vs. Self-Checkout & Own a Boat” w/ @NikkiPayne, @patrickledwell, @MrSeanCullen and @grahamchit airs today at 3:30pm! For those unable to listen live, click the link below for waves of laughter!
https://t.co/q4wQTpsvnj

[Graham @grahamchit]

This was more relevant in the time of live gatherings, but it’s still very fun because @ThaFloatingHead is a great opponent/human being.
HAVE A LISTEN.

[cbcdebaters @cbcdebaters]

When dining out, is a booth superior to a table? Tomorrow,
@grahamchit serves up big laughs arguing against booths being the best!
https://t.co/mejeicgcvF

[Graham @grahamchit]

Now that so many comics have been humbled by the world-changing situation of COVID-19, it's time to tell those same comics: You've been using the word "humbled" incorrectly.

WRONG:
"Look, I won a big award. So humbled."

RIGHT:
"Sold a Genie Award to buy Uber Eats. Humbled."

[Graham @grahamchit]

Tiger King is more unlike Lion King than the title suggests, but a solid and weird watch all the same.

[Graham @grahamchit]

Despite all that’s happened, I still don’t want to hear about your trip to Italy.

[Graham @grahamchit]

If you want to know how you can help self-employed artists during this time, here are some ways:
1. Big bag o’ money on my front porch.

[Graham @grahamchit]

@TorrensJonathan To be clear, that’s not innuendo.

[Graham @grahamchit]

@TorrensJonathan That’s right. These are the kinds of edgy new tweets you can expect from a man who’s about to take his shih tzus for a walk on the rail trail.

[Graham @grahamchit]

@JeffMcEnery Any notices asking you not to plug the toaster into the outlet next to the bathtub? That seems like a more pressing issue than the AC.

[Graham @grahamchit]

@JeffMcEnery Bud, do you know how heartbroken I was to find out that I didn’t know how to pretend to take off a hockey helmet?

[Graham @grahamchit]

I’ve done lots of shows, but I’m rarely part of a promo code. Don’t waste this chance.

[Levity Comedy Club & Lounge @ClubLevity]

Just a couple days away from @HamONWinterfest's Comedy Night with @grahamchit @GavinbStephens @amy_bugg & @PatCoppolino ! Use promocode LevityBonus to save 25% at https://t.co/yX26LXBWoW!

[cbcdebaters @cbcdebaters]

Take a seat and get ready for “Booth vs. Table & Stupid Questions” w/ @ThaFloatingHead, @grahamchit, @chrislockeworld and @courtgilmour airing today at 11:30am on CBC Radio One!

[Laurie Elliott @ThaFloatingHead]

Do your ears want a break from bad news? Well I debate @grahamchit (hilarious) about "tables vs booths" and @courtneyjgilmour (hilarious) debates @chrislockeworld (hilarious) about "Stupid Questions" today at 11:30! It's gonna be a comedy dust up! https://t.co/dqpFZ3oz2U