Graham Defranco

Hey im graham. I like turtles.

[Graham Defranco @grahamdefranco]

Sweet grandma next to me at the Super Bowl party after the Martha Stewart commercial: “wow she’s pretty old isn’t she?”

Told her Martha is built different.

She didn’t understand that either.

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Who wins in a fight, The Rizzler or God?

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@budlight : promotes inclusivity

Every weird person: “I hope everyone at budlight fucking dies”

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Wagyu guys doin tonight?🥩

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only REAL 90’s kids remember Lunch Kits 🤤#feelingnostalgic

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That’s no blueberry cake THATS MY WIFE!!!

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Who is broccoli rabe and what is he doing here?

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If you’re ever wondering where people are and nobody has walked by you in a long time, just fart and they will walk right by every single time.

[Graham Defranco @grahamdefranco]

Someone said this was Will from Stranger Things and I can’t stop laughing

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Guys…don’t do it

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Today I’m gonna make a girls day better and tell her she should smile more. Will update you shortly

[Graham Defranco @grahamdefranco]

Today I’m gonna make a girls day better and tell her she should smile more. Will update you shortly

[Graham Defranco @grahamdefranco]

Pre-save my new single "You and Me" on Spotify: https://t.co/Xl5v0QThit

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Thank you @budlight for the @pinsandaces gear. You’re my best friend.

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Pops came into town to be with me. Even though I’m 3x the size of him I swear he’s my old man. I love you @JohnDeFranco1

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@LukeBryanOnline: How you feelin??

Me:

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My brother. I’m so proud of the man you are. You absolutely deserve everything coming your way. I’ll see you in Nashville my sweet boi.

@chaycebeckhammusic #americanidol #idolfinale #abc

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@budlight pls give me more merch or a multimillion dollar endorsement deal. Ty

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In case you missed my insta story last night. Justice 4 @hunterjmetts

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Good news gang. Ya boi is on Cameo! If you want a personalized message, birthday shoutout, life advice (because I’m so wise) then hop on over and let me give you back some love.

[Graham Defranco @grahamdefranco]

LA nights in a white undershirt circa 2021

📷 @WyattPike