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[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Thinking of you @dak

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

I have irrational and blind confidence to cut-off any @Tesla I see on the road.

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

Ted Cruz was born in Alberta, Canada.

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

“Age naturally,
Die when you’re supposed to, and get the fuck out of the way”
-@billburr

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Thank you to everyone at ATC! https://t.co/4EdOXrqTbS

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

I love it when everyone shits on white people for cultural appropriation, it’s like okay well flying in airplanes and driving cars is white culture and you don’t hear us complaining every time someone goes to work. #LetUsHaveOurFun #CincoDeMayo

[VICE News @VICENews]

BREAKING: Senator Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) changes position and says he will submit a bill aimed at decriminalizing marijuana. See the exclusive interview on VICE News Tonight at 7:30PM on @HBO

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

The siege on the Branch Davidian’s compound in Waco ended 25 years ago today. Maybe we should raid the church of Scientology in commemoration!

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

@MyFavMurder @cindy_snyd You guys have talked about a family member of mine and I don’t hate you!

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

Sir Ringo Starr was knighted today. #Legend

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

21 years. #RIP #GOAT. #NotoriousBIG

[Jason Dimitriou @midwesternIdiot]

Yeah I’ll say it. Sxsw is a massive circle jerk. Other than the free booze, hard pass.

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

All of a sudden trying to check my @Snapchat is like trying to figure out a Rubik’s Cube. And i can figure out a Rubik’s cube #RIP

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

@techbrojd No that stands for Go FuckYourSelf

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

@techbrojd I’m going to get shitfaced and rip it off the ceiling

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

@Snapchat This is literally the most confusing, jumbled up horse shit I have ever seen. I can’t even look at it. 0 stars

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

@techbrojd Get that shit out of there #GFYS

[graham hefner @grahamhefner]

So Balls goes out of business, Goffs burns down, when is snider plaza gunna realize that this shopping center isn’t big enough for 2 burger places #FuckWithUsAndWeWillBurnYou #BurgerHouse

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

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