Graham K. Miles

Vancouver actor. Thirteen Goats frontman. Motorcycle guy.

[Couch Nish 🛋️ @CouchNish]

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂

[Graham K. Miles @GrahamKMiles]

@SparkNotes Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can get a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard

[Graham K. Miles @GrahamKMiles]

@resistancecco I hate it when people show disdain for our Constitution! Like, remember when Jason Kenney wanted to ignore the Supreme Court ruling that made it illegal to fire people based on their sexual orientation? (https://t.co/K3vcy8N5u2) SUCH FLIPPANCY, RIGHT?! Let’s discuss 😉

[Graham K. Miles @GrahamKMiles]

@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse Yo, isn’t this the same lady who wore an “I REALLY DON’T CARE” jacket so she could *OwN tHe LiBs*?

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

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@masiragz The Lost World: Jurassic Park, but it was kind of a turn-on. I may have roared.

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

“I’m going to ask a question about race. If you wanna respond about something else, you can.” - America in a nutshell.

[Graham K. Miles @GrahamKMiles]

“I’m willing to do anything” is the only honest thing Trump has said tonight, and maybe in his whole life

[Graham K. Miles @GrahamKMiles]

Biden and Trump acting like being raised in the suburbs is a symbol of how much someone understands real American life is peak cringe