Graham

home reno’s, music, Emily.

[Graham @grahamonsite]

My sister and her bf are in Mexico, so I’m watching their dog. Today is his birthday, so naturally I went to 4 different stores so I could get just the right things to throw him a party tonight. I think I’m more stoked.

[Graham @grahamonsite]

@BradyJonesRadio eucalyptus plant in the shower is a definite game changer! Such a fresh shower.

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Fuck. I got played. False alarm.

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Just learned the proper way to spell one of my closest/favorite people’s last name after like 4 years. Today. Never felt more betrayed by my own eyes/mind before in my life.

[Graham @grahamonsite]

@reybeyy I thought this was Emily’s twitter for a second

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I wish people practiced social distancing while driving too...

I’m one tail gating bmw away from slamming my brakes and letting an insurance claim teach them to stay 6 feet away...

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@marcodantef I can gotchu!

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@ConnorXVX FUUUUUCK

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Every emo band in the mid 2000’s:
“These songs are going to be remembered as the best sad songs!”

@chelseacutler in 2020:
“Hold my beer.”

[Graham @grahamonsite]

It’s wild to me how “Karens” leave the house with purses big enough for the audacity.

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@reybeyy Wow. @ me personally next time 🥺

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@reybeyy Love you bb jr!

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@ConnorXVX Facts

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@reybeyy You and Emily NEED a podcast

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@reybeyy I need context!

[Graham @grahamonsite]

@CodyV002 A) soups cute.
2) hop down to the 1.5’s they taste better

[Graham @grahamonsite]

11:11 was an inside job

[Graham @grahamonsite]

Best line in all of standup comedy: “things don’t just become racist when white people figure it out”

Thank you @azizansari