Graham Patterson

random collection of thoughts about life, location, boats, eating and technology, though not necessarily in that order

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

#bbcefl Coventry City should be ashamed of Bassette. There is no excuse for Ahmedhodzic grabbing his neck but it was in the open. Bassette hit him with his elbow when he was on the ground and grabbed the back of his neck and pushed his face into the dirt. Disgusting behaviour

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@LarkinPoe @amythystkiah Why are you advertising your European Tour on a poster with USA format dates?

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Jon Stewart, as always, sums it up beautifully.

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@limebike any chance you can sort out the bikes on Piccadilly so people can actually use the centre refuge?

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@BeWell_TH I can find no way to book casual swimming on the web site. Swimming link from home page goes to general booking and drop down activity list does not include swimming. Can you fix this please

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@SkySports how come there is no sound on the Rune match

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@BBCLondonNews had to get to Gatwick from East London for a flight. Looks at all the different ways to avoid M25 closure but finally conceded we needed to drive. Result - the fastest easiest journey to Gatwick we ever had. No queues.

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@surreycricket link on email about refund points to old ticketing site. Please can you update with correct address and method to use

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@UmaskEU do you have any idea when you will have mask and refills back in stock in your UK store?

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@waitrose update to app is really infuriating. Won't let me update already booked collection. Constant problems, can't understand how it made general release.

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@ProfBrianCox It may seem disrespectful but at least it is a straightforward answer with no attempt to blame the questioner for not understanding the real situation

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@Chris_Cook9 @Hayles_Ellis You missed the differences when you had to put the bins out and when the groceries arrived. Lots of variety really

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@Keenone66 For me it's every 20 minutes

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@BrewDog currently over 100k waiting to access the site. Seems a large number, are you sure there is no DDOS?

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@ProfBrianCox "Somewhere in the cosmos... there was also a planet entirely given over to Apple pen life forms. And it was to this planet that unattended Apple pens would make their way, slipping away quietly through wormholes in space".. apologies to Douglas Adams

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

If you are looking for tickets for any of my live shows next year PLEASE don't get them from viagogo. Double the price, absolute twats, and comes up on a google search. We are NOT yet sold out. Most tickets £45 - ish. The official sites are linked from https://t.co/8otXuUee1z

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@ProfBrianCox Apparently, Obama, Bush and Clinton have volunteered to receive their Covid-19 vaccine in public and on-camera. Let's hope we get the same from Cameron, Blair, Brown and May.

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

I'm going to Just the Tonic Comedy Club - Working From Home - 3rd Pilot. Check it out! Featuring Jason Manford and Kerry Godliman on 13th June https://t.co/Apz9GyQrsm https://t.co/qlfkjaVDhz

[Graham Patterson @grahamp81]

@richardsusskind @Joanna__Hardy Somehow I would have expected a longer speech from anyone associate with you Richard 😄😄🗣️

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

These are confusing times. But let's remember that most of us voted for Covid 19. Let's just hope we can all get a Canada style infection. To be fair I don't really understand all the issues..