the old, dead graham techler

stupid idiot who got locked out of this account and made a new one @gr8h8m_t3chl3r and then like a year later this one came back

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

*bursts back to the surface*

well well WELL. almost a year after I got stuck outside this account by accident SOMEHOW that's over

If I've snubbed you here, that's why. I'm sorry :(

NEW GRAHAM is over at @gr8h8m_t3chl3r, if you follow me there I'll make it up to you :)

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

i helped!! i helped!!!

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

but WHAT shall i tweet today?!!?

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

Oh man haha "mood" amirite

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

thinking of getting into either self flagellation or wearing my retainer for the first time in about 8 months

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

@andrewjrivers Hey Andrew! The guy to talk to would be @grmartin if you get his email from the paste masthead

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

im just like paterson*
*if paterson's only routine was getting the same egg wrap every day and the guys at the deli had the variations he asked for memorized and if he ever switched it up they asked if he was okay and he couldn't always say yes :(

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

Come on over! Come on over to this!! Over here! https://t.co/LNJnKSJdfF

[Comedy Cake 🍰 @ComedyCake]

Quick Dish NY: READ SOMETHING WHY DON'T YOU 4.15 at Velvet bk hosted by ft. @grahamtechler & @EricFeurer ft. @jtsizzle @natashavaynblat @gilbertjasono @ChrissySh @Steven_Markow @carolimeschaper & more! https://t.co/DEPaOlm3bd

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

why can't @Videology just host a regular night of bingo. not seinfeld bingo. not T2 trainspotting 2 bingo. i just want to play bingo.

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

@Glennis_LaRoe 😈🍌

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

What's the over/under on me finishing this banana that may have brushed the turnstile at 137th street

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

that HBO Garry shandling doc better devote 1/3 of its running time to his work in Over the Hedge

[the old, dead graham techler @grahamtechler]

pizza place near work renovated and moved their counter back and I am mad for now it takes me that much longer to reach their wonderful za

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

Disheartened to see the Senate did not subpoena the biggest tech villain in our country: the Netflix exec who changed the home screen to autoplay a trailer if you hover on a title for more than 2 seconds