Gram Parker

"I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way." -- Simone de Beauvoir

[Gram Parker @grambofof]

@1Trumpfan1020 @grizwald131 @mjfree Sure, those are real numbers, but the inflation rate was caused by there being little supply to counter the demand from consumers with support checks to survive the unemployment spike from the pandemic. Gas prices spiked because Putin invaded Ukraine. So, nothing Biden did

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@jk_rowling If they’re not saying they’re trying to destroy other people or cause harm in some way, I don’t get why you care about what they say they are.

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@thehamburglar33 @cheersitskatie The category you’re looking for is “invisible cleavage”

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@JKA_CUSTOMS @cheersitskatie You can’t even get your names to line up (KJA or JKA… which is it??) and you want us to believe you’ve got the amazing eye for detail to say this is the same outfit??? GTFOH

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@Willard14884407 @broadwaybabyto Protesting going to war in a foreign land is very different from supporting that foreign land or its leaders. I’d ask you to do better but I fear you can’t. Though I really hope you can.

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@JohnPLynch0316 @the_resistor @davidaxelrod How long did @JohnPLynch0316 spend in uniform fighting for Ukraine?

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@larainenewman Late to the party here, but can we bring back Celebrity Death Match? Even though this is real, it’s as much a farce…

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@jonstewart You, sir, have eyes of fortitude!!! Mine have been rolling and rolling around in my head SO hard!!! Thank you so much, Jon, for doing what you do

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@OverheardWDC
Leaving the botanical gardens, my friend: My feet are starting to warm up. My cashmere socks are earning their keep.

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@JoJoFromJerz Fucking idiot?
Not an ally (unless you’re a right-wing nutjob)?
Doesn’t understand our position on the global stage?
A farce?
An embarrassment?
A waste of time, space, air, and taxpayer money?
I got a lot of words that would fit in a Lewis Black show.

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What was that bullshit about rich people being job “creators”? #musksuck

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Be smart with your vote. Expecting the party who support the people causing inflation to be the ones to fix inflation feels…misguided.

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@TheDailyProphe3 @jeannius @MarkHamill The Daily Prophet’s tweets sound awfully judgy, don’t they? What’s that saying again? Judge not, lest ye something something…

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@fuckyouiquit I worked at a small company and one year for Xmas our rich boss gave me and another coworker a bottle of wine labeled “Worthy” and proceeded to tell us how he got it on discount from over $100 to ~$30. This is while we sat in his multimillion dollar mansion.

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@MarkHamill

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@MrNishKumar My favorite Homer line, said indignantly, “I’ll have you know I wandered in off the tour!” 🤣

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@MarkHamill @January6thCmte You say Drumpf, too?!!! #fanboying more than usual now! 😂

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@JurassicWorld Did they get the Bourne Ultimatum crew to film this?

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@rickygervais You respected the Taliban at some point? 😉 (I’m assuming you never respected @piersmorgan ; who would?)

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@RachelRileyRR I’d love to see you in Jimmy’s chair! Delivering the barbs! 🤣 (But no one can do maths quite like you, so you’d still have to run over for that part! 😊)