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just thoughts

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@bittersweetnlow Smh that’s a group activity when you’re in a relationship

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@bittersweetnlow Been worried by your absence, glad you made it back

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Heard someone refer to ferrets as “the limosine of rats” so that’s gonna haunt me for a bit

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“How old are you when you’re 12?” - Ellie Bird

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Gonna get X-ray goggles so I can see the cereal under the milk

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@fuglatosis I can only imagine how violent those sneezes were

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How come all dads sneeze Like That™️

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Combat and wombat are too close as words

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@abbytops Oh like gym was before classes? Then dude idk

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What’s so inherently sinister about muttering

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I’ve always been a big proponent of people having fingernails

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I’m convinced that people who say “_____ is better than sex” just don’t have good sex

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There’s something so reassuring about going to the bathroom with a big stack of tp next to you. No matter what happens you just know you’re gonna make it out of there ok

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Damn I really do just be saying stuff. Like I’m thinking words and then speaking them out loud. Who let me do that

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The phrase casual conversation eludes to the existence of more serious, competitive conversation

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you’ll never recover from the knowledge that there’s at least a little bit of poop, inside everyone, all the time

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I’m gassed up

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

Been waiting for this one and I can’t wait for you guys to hear it 💫
Scenic Drive, the tape
December 3rd

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If you stare at the word being for long enough it stops looking like a real word

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What do you think the first bird to ever fly was thinking to flail its arms like that