Gramercy Dude

5 figure carry check, 5.5 inches, under 6ft

[Gramercy Dude @gramercydude]

Been fasting all day for Yom Kippur just made eye contact with a dog little does he know I just thought to myself I’m so hungry I could eat a dog

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NINE #shrink

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Wife didn’t want to come out this is why cheating happens!

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Banc Cafe tonight. Heard the biddies r there (getting forced) by @gramercygooner

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Had to ask our head of AI for more tokens and he asked how Claude's been helpful. Accidentally gave such a strong pitch for it that PE associates may no longer be a supported feature.

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The holy trinity #shrink

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Ive gotten my girlfriend comfortable with retard and faggot. Just got one word left to go.

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The bar is gonna hate to see me coming next weekend since I was tied up all weekend building a datapack. Grass is greener on the buyside. Worked this weekend more then I did on a single weekend in 2 years of banking #blessed

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7 seconds

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Just picked up some new merch. #shrinkthegame

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Waitress from dinner just gave @gramercygooner a joint. Isle of palms we own you

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At the dinghy #shrinkthegame

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I NEED COCAINE FIND ME A PLUG CHARLESTON. MY FRIEND SAID I CAN DO COCAINE OFF HER TITS

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Michigan football dogwater as fuck but at least the line at Henry’s is full of straight baddies. About to retardmax the fuck out of these biddies

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@gramercygooner and I pulled an entire bachelorette party last night. Bro got cucked by one of the girls tho. Alabama girls didn’t show out.

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Hungover watching ball #shrink

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Was “talking” to a 7 but because of the my new wife have to put it in quotes and I see my girl best friend somehow singing on stage

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Isle of palms we are inside you. @gramercygooner is chopping it up. #thecrown

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We have reusable rockets, AI, drone delivery, but we can’t fly a goddam airplane in the rain. Someone tell the captain to sit his ass down and put the fries in the bag

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Airport jersey swap LANK

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Chelsea Piers Flatiron I am inside of you