Grammar Nazi

A soon to graduate English major whose biggest turn on is good grammar. I enjoy drinking, bitching, and napping.

[Grammar Nazi @GrammarIsGood]

I just saw a nursing major use since in place of sense. Please tell me again how smart you are. In other words, how much "since" you have.

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I'm back! After getting settled into a new school routine, I will soon be providing you all with humorous takes on grammar woes once again!

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In the same way that some of my peers constantly have spit up stains on their clothes, I constantly have coffee stains. #coffee>babies

[EnglishMajorProblems @EnglishMajorPro]

Classic English major joke! @GrammarIsGood

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Watching TV to avoid reading. Not because I don't want to read, but because I want to make my book last longer. Anyone else do this?

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#15Addictions Bookstores

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#15Addictions Reading

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#15Addictions Scrabble

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#15Addictions Correcting other's grammar

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#YouGetMajorPointsIf You make Harry Potter references in daily conversation. #100pointstogryffindor

[Awkward Girl @AwkGrlPrblms]

I knew irregardless wasn't a word but I just wanted more interactions so BOOM ROASTED

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#ConversationEnders Whaddduppppp?!?!....No. Just no. #endsbeforeitstarts

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#IveSeenEveryEpisodeOf Schoolhouse Rock #conjunctionjunction

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@theRtweet #oxfordcomma

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#BreakUpIf he gets annoyed when you correct his grammar. Although if he has poor grammar you shouldn't be dating in the first place.

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If someone inherits a milk cow does that make them a dairy heir? #wordplay

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I wish I could be as happy as Jeopardy contestants look when they get the Daily Double. #pleasephraseyouranswerasaquestion