EnglishMajorProblems

No, I do not have a life...I'm an English major.

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This is how I feel when I read for my literature classes. #SilverLiningsPlaybook #EnglishMajorProblems http://t.co/4ICSsJJRCH

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I feel like Hemingway whenever I drink wine while writing a paper.

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"You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes...but because they sing a song only you can hear." Oscar Wilde

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Waiting to write a paper the night before it is due is always a great idea.

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Can I not write this paper and drink wine instead?

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My writing process: One paragraph, 45 minutes online...repeat.

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This is the only major where excessive swearing in class is acceptable.

[Linda Rosenblum @linda_rosenblum]

oops obviously i didn't read at all this weekend #twonovelsbytomorrow @EnglishMajorPro

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My professors always pick the weirdest books for us to read. I sometimes wonder if the author and my professor are smoking the same thing.

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"What will you do with an English degree? Plenty." http://t.co/fdOMtRj2

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Let the semester begin. http://t.co/SFuWel4n

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@kelsey_rausch So did I! Best gift ever!

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This is great. http://t.co/wxyn5kNF

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I got so many books for Christmas; people don't think I have any other interests.

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I can't wait to read for enjoyment again. I should have time after graduation.

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Me: "I'm an English major." Everyone: "Oh, so you're going to be a teacher?"

[saul walker @dareagon]

Changing your thesis statement when the paper is almost done so it fits to what you wrote, not what you wanted to write.

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Happy finals! And may the curve be ever in your favor.

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I vow to never again get this far behind on my readings for class. #EnglishMajorProblems

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I just don't understand math. #EnglishMajorProblems