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Just finished reading Hemingway’s FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS and I had to stop and take a picture when I got to the famous line about the United States:
I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."
@daphparker7 @mehdirhasan Oh my god I knew I recognized the name from something. It was the book that *should* have appealed to my backwoods upbringing, but lacked the authenticity and charm to hook me #EnglishMajorProblems #AmericaProblems
Me, an #EnglishMajor: *delighted to discuss pronouns*
Me, moments later: *for the sake of f~ck*
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Me: You want to see if our 3 month marriage can survive a game of scrabble?
My husband: Pack a lunch.
We probably should have played this prior to exchanging vows.
#englishmajorproblems X2 😂
@Lhultin I sent out a Tweet yesterday with Sumer instead of Summer and was instantly annoyed.
I still am, lol. 😩😄 #EnglishMajorProblems
Happy #GrammarDay, especially to all my fellow English majors! To me, you are more than perfect. #Englishmajorproblems
*Charlotte Brontë has entered the chat*
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Me, after reading Dr. Seuss with grandson, 5: "Now, let's talk about words that rhyme!"
Grandson: "No, let's read another story!"
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A commercial said “most biggest” and i cant stop thinking about it #englishmajorproblems
Of all the things I expected from watching #ShadowAndBone, spending a week with John Keats stuck in my head was not one of them. #EnglishMajorProblems
My professor after reading my problem formation and lit review: You could teach this class.
My professor if he saw me bumbling through my methodology right now: Never speak to anyone about research ever for the love of God and all that is holy.
#englishmajorproblems 😒
had a nightmare that an essay due that day had a 20,000 word min, and I hit 20k exactly on the word count but when I was getting ready to submit I realized my works cited were 16k words and my essay was only ~4K long. #englishmajorproblems
@MayoIsSpicyy Scrooged, but I love Groundhog Day and The Life Aquatic ... and Hamlet, of course #EnglishMajorProblems
@MZHemingway Everyone making moronic assumption he doesn't understand the site, and I'm over here like "WERE" You wish it WERE parody. #subjunctive #EnglishMajorProblems
#EnglishMajorProblems This Office quote just about sums it up.
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