grandfather clock

Time never gets old

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i think its time for a new hobby other than twitter

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my wife is a cuckoo clock.. literally

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guess you could say im pretty ticked off ..

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what does a clock do when its hungry?
it goes back FOUR SECONDS

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i wish i had more free time

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no one:
me: TIME TO GET A WATCH

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shoot, does anyone have the time ??

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sorry, my mood went away in a timely manor

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i honestly just need to run out of time and die

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this ticking noise is really getting annoying .. oh wait it’s me

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those were the days ...

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i may have wrinkles but my clock face doesnt 😉

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time IS getting old

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i honestly just need to run out of time and die

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can you BELIEVE I was late to my appointment today?

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Does anyone know what kind of pills help a squeaky pendulum?

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I relate to this.

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I keep falling asleep at the most random time!

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When you retire you really have all the time in the world...

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A wind up a day keeps the mechanic away!

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Ever since I retired I’ve been losing track of time !!