Rachel Heald

comically midwestern

[Rachel Heald @granderach]

@Johnny_Boh_410 😠

[Rachel Heald @granderach]

. @Hali how many cardigans are in the closet my guy

[Rachel Heald @granderach]

I can’t believe the two best shooters in the NBA, Stephen Curry and Aaron Gordon, are going back and forth like this

[Long Beck. @Johnny_Boh_410]

Just got snarfed in Denver, Colorado

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

If you say “excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator you can usually get a pity laugh

[m @msnetik]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things

[glimmer @girlremembers]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to retire

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Me doing my work mandated compliance training

[erika @yeeeerika]

a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent

[Rachel Heald @granderach]

CAN WE STOP PUTTING PROTEIN IN EVERYTHING FOR THE LOVE

[Long Beck. @Johnny_Boh_410]

Smiling bc we hadn’t seen our tee shots yet (Rachel’s ball was dead center fairway and mine was in the trees)

[Rachel Heald @granderach]

me (wired on Monster) explaining heat transfer to the intern

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[sarah @slothanova]

the only american pope I recognize is kentavious-caldwell

[Rachel Heald @granderach]

never have I ever thought, yes let’s interview the coach or a parent DURING THE BASKETBALL GAME.

[Rachel Heald @granderach]

it would be an honor to be yelled at by dawn staley

[Rachel Heald @granderach]

how it feels trying to get a cable to use at the gym at 6p

[Rachel Heald @granderach]

😣😣😣

[USC Women's Basketball @USCWBB]

JuJu Watkins sustained a season-ending injury in the NCAA Second Round on Monday night. She will undergo surgery and then begin rehabilitation shortly thereafter.