Grandest of Chiefs. I offer Chiefly consultation to governments & industry on behalf of all FN. Reconciliator, Negotiator, Terminator, Golfer #DontHateNegotiate
#AFN Yout Council: I will give you salaried positions and mini headdresses as Yout on my special Grandest Council, but you must pledge your allegiance to your Grandest Chief #AFNSCA
@TheEagleist We shall make peace and make Treat...Final Agreement wherein The Eagleist cedes and surrenders all rights to me, Grandest Chief, in exchange for self-governing powers limited tonand by my authority and always subject to my whim(sy).
@TheEagleist I am the Grandest Chief of All Nations, and the Grandest source of Indigenous political satire. I’m AFN’s Trailblazer of the Decade. There cannot be two of us!
AFN just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named Grandest Activist of the year but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!