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bagel connoisseur

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thanks donors! #MacTagDay

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#VotePillar @MLB

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@FemaleTexts @HannahZorgel @Sarah_Zorgel why havent we made a vid like this

[christen @christenrhule]

be the change you want to see in the world

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so apparently fb messenger doesn't let you send porn links to your friends

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@1followernodad Hot
Cold
Freaky

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer.

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i just had meaningful sex

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. Pls stop sending in non-canines like this Jamaican Flop Seal. This is very very frustrating. 9/10

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we need drive-thru convenience stores so that I don't have to feel the cashiers judgement about getting multiple chocolate bars at 12am

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ps yes, someone named "kenny chesley" or something had a concert

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I just want to go to a jays game that we actually win

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there is too much camo on this train

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is there a big country concert happening in toronto tn cause everyone on this GO train is young, drunk, and wearing flannel

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bf is making me wear a pair of in-ear headphones and over-ear headphones with my music on full so he can go poo

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"It blows my mind that women continue to agree to go out with men. For all of history, men have been the number one danger to women."

[jess (retired) @jessokfine]

Ladies: Ask potential lovers if they enjoy Greek yogurt. If they "actually like that it's a little tangy" you know they'll go down.