Great Aunt Blanche

Cranky sassy granny here to speak my mind, likely at your expense. Don't mess with me, Karen.

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

@HICanton who is managing this account?

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

@deltagamma I think I see an anchor in her eye 💕

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

@FreePeople I’ve sent 3 emails(no reply yet) called 3x, on hold for 15+ minutes now trying to get the items you left off my order-what’s up?

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

@RexChapman best ever #fetch

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

@gretaplanck22 🤬

[Guiding Eyes @GuidingEyes]

Thank you to our friends at @Broadridge for hosting a wonderful #Puppies at #1Park event, featuring a fireside chat with our president & CEO, Thomas Panek, an inside look at our #RunningGuideDog program, and some up-close and PAW-sonal time with a few of our adorable puppies!

[Guiding Eyes @GuidingEyes]

#MondayMotivation: Watch as #GuidingEyes graduate team @sofiag1515 and #GuideDog Karleen demonstrate the command "to the chair" while on campus at @Princeton for their Alumni reunion. Nice work, ladies!
📷: Maria Gallo

[ESPN @espn]

If you're not first, you're last.

13 years ago today, Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jr. Shake'n Baked their way to NASCAR glory.

[Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblat]

I know you miss me, but I have my eye on a friendly little nap and I don’t know if you can dissuade me.

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

😳

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

Yes!!!!

[Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblat]

The Farmer’s Almanac says the next few months will have high glitter energy. Get ready, everyone.

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

@ThePlainDealer Happy paperless Father’s Day! Once again, we don’t have a Sunday paper-and no, we don’t want to have another week free (we just keep extending the weeks we don’t receive it, add to the cluster of this mess). & arguing on the phone w/client who wants to cancel?!

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

@ThePlainDealer starting Father’s Day off w/disappointment by AGAIN not receiving the Sunday paper is exactly what I’m not looking for & ur solution to add a free week of not delivering is also a joke

[Geoff Calkins @geoff_calkins]

Actually, watch this if you’ve had a rough day or not.

[Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblat]

All I’m saying is sad dinner food makes people grouchy and grouchy people make bad decisions.

[Guiding Eyes @GuidingEyes]

“I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart) I am never without it.”
— E.E. Cummings
A puppy raiser’s hard work culminates when the handler receives their priceless gift − a guide dog providing independence, companionship, & mobility.
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[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

@scottreitano #viral !!!!!!

[Great Aunt Blanche @grannieblanche]

I want to #trend on something #TrendingNow #mylife