Edna

Granny Edna, grandkids said I should try something new to keep me occupied after my husband sadly passed 🙁.

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Not been twittering for a while, I smashed my fingers in a drawer whilst trying to get my sexy knickers out, I couldn’t type or pleasure myself. #fingers #pantyhose #AssWednesday

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@chantelmathias @MichelBarnier @DavidDavisMP I've got some DD's @DavidDavisMP can negotiate.

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The old lady on Goggle Box is giving old people a bad name by being so stupid.

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@Word4Christians God probably knows. He is all knowing. Edna 21:20

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@BBCEarth Bats have a red nose due to blood resting in their face for too long. They simply don't know when to wake up. #BatFacts #LazyBats

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The last pizza I had was a margarita. I never knew there was a dedicated day for it until now! #NationalMargaritaDay #AlwaysLearning

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@PaulHollywood Hello Paul, did you get my message about the lemon cake? Love Edna x

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Schindler's Pissed #MakeAFilmSoundTougher

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I've not been on the red carpet for many years. Not since the change started. #BRITs2017 #womansproblems #greycandyfloss

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It's not really DIY if you have 100 tradesmen doing the job for you. It should be called Tradesmen SOS #DIYSOS #TradesmenSOS

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@Biddle_ I once saw a badger split in half by a car wheel on a busy main road. It was at that point I stopped eating badger meat. #veganhour

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@BBCEarth looks as small as a peanut M&M

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Have you ever noticed that dogs have human eyes? #secretlifeofdogs

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@NatGeo the peanut M&M's are slightly larger than a standard chocolate one. Could you confirm which type of M&M it is please. #factchecker

[Edna @Granny_Edna]

Yesterday is the today I worried about but I made it through yesterday and most of today. #quotes #goodadvice #lifeadvice #wisdom https://t.co/6fSMtMjI5c

[Christ Follower @Word4Christians]

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday and you made through right ? Through Christ lets end that habit today :)

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@DontCareBear730 cheeky young man.

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When I had to start using a plastic bed sheet at night. #IFirstNoticedIWasOldWhen #drywipe

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If it was good the correct thing to say is "Thank You" I have found being polite will always get you a second helping #ThingsISayAfterSex

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This also means I haven't been able to make my sponge cake today 🙁 #nolemoncake #whenlifedoesntgiveyoulemons

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The community bus broke down today on the way back from the supermarket today. Had a lovely conversation with a disabled boy. #busfriend