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If it rains and the sun is shinin' the Devil's beatin' his wife. #weather

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Just follow the bone!

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I wonder if Tim Tebow wanted to say "Oh s***!"

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There's a big sale on condoms at Walgreens...gettin ready for Christmas parties.

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Rogaine as a possible HIV cure?? Where u gonna rub it?? #advancesin medicine

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Minnie Cox always got the leftovers. #thatswhatshesaid

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Some health nuts are boycotting Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. But hey- if some nut wants to eat 19 hot dogs, that's ok!

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Always wash your hands BEFORE you use the bathroom when working with red chile.

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God works in "suddenlys". #God

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Monday is a full moon and the dominoes can start falling. #childbirth

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Life's dilemmas are like seeing a fat woman who fell in the hall; you see what needs to be done but you don't know where to catch hold.

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Hugh Hefner looks like a dried up, old prune. It's all that screwin' around he did.

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He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

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I have a skin graft...on my boob.

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Candy Cane was a stripper in New Orleans.

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My life is an open book... But not THAT open.

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Just let em do it in private...whatever it is they're doin.

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A boudoir is not the same as a Boudreaux... Nuff said.

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I work better standing up.

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I have a bone folder... It has folded many a....