The Granny Smithereens

podcasts suck

[Glenhoes Wizard @GlenhoesWizard]

Grendel's "Grendel: Breaking My Silence," is a pognant, heartfelt reminder that we are all flesh and blood. Adressing modern issues of animal rights, sexual abuse, and morality, Grendel tackles the quandries of the Modern Wizard from a place of genuine concern - The Wizard Times

[Glenhoes Wizard @GlenhoesWizard]

Grendel’s Folly in full swing, the One-Eyed David gave Metrick a ring. Jamar Chase for a eighth I hear, the Cyclops Heiman seeks to leer

[Glenhoes Wizard @GlenhoesWizard]

Ohh wwwweeeee weee weee I see a trade right before me. Devon Achane and a 10th round soirée for a fifth from Jesse the king of ole. The season has started for wizards and terns, still waiting for the pretender Grendel to return.

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

I’m glad every other passenger on my flight today decided to make today their first ever time on an airplane

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

Smoking the shit that made Betty white

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

Just got back from therapy they said they’d never seen anyone so mentally healthy before

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

If I went to the nfl draft I would wear a foam finger and would not put that shit down

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

April fools day means you can say whatever you want at work and if someone gets mad just say April fools and they feel bad

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

One time on New Year’s Eve I got too drunk and clipped a balloon to my pants and went nonverbal and a lady told the squad that I have autism, like she didn’t ask she just diagnosed me

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

@theneedledrop FAKE PLASTIC TREES. Also this is the best Radiohead album sorry if you disagree you’re wrong

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

@JWerner247 The Flying Cock (not joking)

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

The Florida Project changed my brain chemistry, def one of my favorite movies I’ve ever seen

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

Fuck Super Bowl commercials no one should talk about them

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

There’s nothing that 1 human, 2 cold brews, and 3 pills of adderall can’t accomplish

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

Lord tell me why I keep watching House while I’m eating #yuck

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

Just dropped some plant based meat on a 3D printed chess board

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

I’m not a human, I’m amphibian
#FridayMacLyric

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

We living large now however 😎

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

I just got carded trying to order a Heineken 0.0 and then the waitress held it up to the light to make sure my ID wasn’t fake

[The Granny Smithereens @granny_smithers]

They need to put up a projector with someone scrolling through reels at Christmas church so everyone can be stimmed