The On-Line Gran

The Real Silver Surfer. The OAPC. The Widow on Windows.

Smashing Twitter, smashing youths, smashing the Radio Times.

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Shameless pink baboon butt inside the first 5 minutes. Classic Attenborough #TheHunt

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

"Legend has it...she bought it at an antiques shop in Cornwall" #Lolz #RubbishLegend #AntiquesRoadshow

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Just want to reassure all my followers that I survived Halloween last night. Here to fight another day...living alone and watching Strictly.

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Granny...hack...funk you up, granny hack funk you up. #UptownGrannyHackFunk

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Not sure what I'm most looking forward to this weekend, Halloween or the rugby final... or flossing my teeth with a rusty wire brush.

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

I like Adele's new single, it's very dramatic but that's typical of him.

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

@Lord_Sugar while we're on the subject, 'ages' not 'age'...sorry

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Jeremy Vine's face has an unusual amount of corners. #Strictly

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Which is kinda how I feel every evening...booze helps. https://t.co/paYBqZeT0z

[Mini Maiden @MinxGenie]

I should remember never to Google about any weird pains I get. I'm convinced I'm dying now which has kinda put a dampener on the evening.

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

I am so down with the kids! Welcome to my world @saradollify

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Have you got a new phone? #ThingsPeopleNeverSayToMe

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

I like your sass. #ThingsPeopleNeverSayToMe

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Someone favourited this LOLZ https://t.co/uLpuLAVv2l

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

The shopping mall doors are a perfect funnel point for a sniper to take out bears AND YOUTHS @EssexPoliceUK https://t.co/9L9b9NOjTV

[BBC Outside Source @BBCOS]

Bear killed after escape from Russia shopping mall - divides local opinion 📻 http://t.co/VlBTwMW5V5

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Forgotten what bowling is... #Lolz #SoOld

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

@britishmuseum ancient phallic symbol?

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Good grief. https://t.co/dGqQv3PA4X

[Alex Blackshaw @AlexBlackshaw]

I'm running 7 marathons in 7 days for @crisis_uk @FriendsElderly @charityspoon @MindCharity Please RT! http://t.co/ezhKKdy9kw @UKRunChat

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

@BritishArmy @annembee @CanadianArmy are these effective against troublesome youths?

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

@TheFunnyWorId @LondonzTaDahz I fin it's great...but maybe ocean't have said that. #MajorLolz

[The On-Line Gran @GrannyHack]

Cave of dreams?! Don't know where that came from. I think that's Old Mr Trafford's football stadium or something... *unsure emoji*