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CO ↗️ PA ✌🏻❤️💍🐶🧘🏼‍♀️🌻

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

“If I was your bible I’d turn the page to forgiveness” me to my boss because I’m not getting shit done at work today with @MorganWallen new album out.. #morganwallen

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Last night I took a sleeping pill so I could stop eating.

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

@50dtyson Should have said “don’t worry about it” then started making out with him.

[Tammy K Ly @tammykayly]

I miss the good ol days when we were afraid of romaine lettuce

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I know no one is up right now but I must share that my surgical resident is concerningly handsome and I am so glad I shaved my legs

[Madison Jo @MadisonJo313]

I feel so much secondhand embarrassment for people that still went on spring break trips and are posting pictures with captions joking about social distancing/getting sick. People are dying and you should have stayed home.

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Half of us are gonna come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks and the other half is gonna come out with a drinking problem. There is no in between

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

@realDonaldTrump I can tell you this... if construction sites don’t close anytime soon because of this we will not win.

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

I also ordered the closure today of barbershops, beauty salons, tattoo parlors, hair and nail salons. #COVID19 #COVID19OhioReady #FlattenTheCurve

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

If my wedding gets postponed I feel really bad for the people having to hear me talk about nothing more for a longer period of time. They were all excited for it to be over.😂

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

Who the hell let me come to Walmart during a pandemic. This shit is unreal. #sendtoiletpaper

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

This is all I can think about when I hear “Covid-19”

[The Knot @theknot]

Raise your hand if you are officially OUT OF THE EMOTIONAL ENERGY required for your own wedding thanks to the finale of #TheBachelor

[The Knot @theknot]

Talk about a bumpy ride. #TheBachelor https://t.co/1oFK19MBsD

[Samantha E. @samanthalee816]

if a girl from the south makes this face at you and says, “bless your heart,” you run. #TheBachelor

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

Gnight to everyone except Barb. #TheBachelor

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

Yep that wink from Madi made me love her more #TheBachelor

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

Holy shit I hate Barb. #thateyeroll #TheBachelor

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

@chrisbharrison the election just came on... you lied bro #thebachelor

[ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎ ☼ @granolalo]

#TheBachelor Madi to her friends knowing at least she didn’t sleep with him.