🚨 LOL! Nobody laughs at the joke and President Trump starts ripping the speech they wrote for him 😭
"That was actually the only thing I thought was good in this whole freaking stupid speech that they wrote!"
"We need term limits in Congress...a senator I knew got a text of great guy from his wife and she said, when you get home, I want to have you immediately come up the stairs and make love to me."
"And he said, I can't do both!"
"You know what? In other words, I can't go up the stairs and make love."
"Does anybody get that? Well, I thought that was actually pretty good." 😂
"That was actually the only thing I thought was good in this whole freaking stupid speech that they wrote!"
🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Under my administration, a once-feared and powerful regime that relentlessly attacked America has finally been toppled...they're now being run by a gay dictator facing internal divisions. I, for one wish, Bari Weiss, all the best at CBS News!" 😂
President Trump jokes about members of the press REFUSING to wear bulletproof vests because it makes them look fat 🤣
"I know it was not easy finding shoes to go along with your bulletproof vest, which many people didn't want to wear because they'd rather DlE than look 20 pounds heavier."
"They put one on me. I said, 'are you sure?! I'm not wearing this!' You look exactly 20 pounds heavier!" 😂
NEW: President Trump shakes the hand of Secret Service Officer Victor Gonzales, who took down the alleged gunman at April's WHCA Dinner.
Gonzales received the White House Correspondents' Association's President's Award for Exceptional Service for his role in thwarting the assassination attempt.
Officials say Gonzales confronted the alleged attacker as he attempted to breach the ballroom with a rifle and kept engaging him even after gunfire struck his protective vest.
"He placed himself directly in harm's way. He stayed in the fight and the attacker was stopped."
😂 The irony is almost too good.
The theme of tonight’s WHCA Dinner is “Celebrating the First Amendment,” yet the CBS News correspondent standing next to President Trump works for the very network that refused to air his speech just one week ago.
You can’t make this stuff up.
TRUMP at WHCA Dinner: “You people have no idea how lucky you are. When I'm gone, you're all going to be broke. Your business model is going to be finished. No. It's true.”
“When I'm not around, you're going to be broke. There's not going to be anybody to report on. Nobody gives a damn about anybody else.”
This young man
Exposed BILLIONS in fraud
Has uncovered more than every reporter
At the White House Correspondents Dinner
COMBINED… YET
He did not receive an award
He did it in a Hoodie
And a Phone camera. Nothing fancy
Nick Shirley deserves all the Awards
🇺🇸 VANCE IS TRUMP'S GUY: Trump's just told us who's running in 2028 and it's JD Vance - and honestly, it's the smartest move he could make!
Rubio can run as J.D.'s vice president
Here's what actually happened. Trump polled these two against each other for months. Let them compete. Vance crushed his book tour - walked out of The View looking like a winner, handled every interview perfectly.
That's when Trump made the call.
So Trump watches how his guys perform under pressure, sees who connects with people, sees who handles the establishment left without flinching. That's not cruel politics - that's exactly how you find the right successor.
Rubio already said he won't challenge Vance if he runs. The guy's only 55 - young enough to be Vance's vice president and run at 65. That's actually a path forward, not a dead end.
Both of these guys are better than anything the Democrats have. Both are tied to Trump's movement. Both respect each other publicly.
This could be the best political partnership we've seen if they handle it right.
Who's your favorite in 2028, Vance or Rubio?
🚨 President Trump just said this about Karoline Leavitt: "She can be NASTY, but sometimes she has no choice. Karoline may have one of the hardest jobs in the White House, she has to deal with all of YOU, all of the time, and you can be very difficult!" 🤣
DOOCY: There's a parasite that is giving people in the US explosive diarrhea. When is it gonna be safe to eat lettuce again.
TRUMP: I don't know. I haven't thought about it. Are you eating a lot of lettuce Peter?
LMAO! President Trump just threw on a bright red TRUMP 2028 HAT as he announces a "FOURTH TERM"
"Tonight, to show just how much I care about the press and I want to save your ratings, I'm pleased to announce my intention.. to run for a FOURTH TERM as president of the United States" 🤣
These people are going to have STROKES 😂
.@POTUS recognizes the family of fallen American hero 1st Lt. Tyler Feehan at his event in Georgia:
"I want to thank Tyler’s mother Shari, his father Stephen, and his uncle David... To Shari, and Stephen, and David—we will carry Tyler’s memory in our hearts forever." 🙏🇺🇸
Are you paying attention? The gig is up. There is no way America’s enemies - both foreign & domestic - want this addressed. If you still think this is about Trump, you have been blinded. this is so much bigger than any one person. This is about taking control of it all - or not.
.@POTUS: "@PressSec may have one of the hardest jobs in the White House. She has to deal with all of you all of the time and you can be very difficult... this place is really the largest group of Trump Derangement Syndrome people ever put together at one time I suspect."🤣
Doocy: A parasite is giving people explosive diarrhea in 9 states. When will it be safe to eat lettuce?
Trump: Are you eating lettuce? You are? get out of here, Peter. 😂