Grant Ejimone

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[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

@paulg One can argue that we can see the right’s extremism because the movie industry is run by the left. The let’s own villainous extremism is rarely portrayed or censored. Movies are just tools.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

Looking for someone who's absolutely unhinged about sales and outreach to build ViralCMO with us.

I don't care about your resume. I care that you're the type who wakes up thinking about conversions and goes to sleep closing deals.

If you need hand-holding or 9-5 vibes, this isn't it. But if you're cracked at this and want to build something real, let's talk arrangements.

DM is open.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

a 17-year-old will show your app to 10 friends by tomorrow. A 30-year-old might mention it once.

Learned this from @nikitabier's tbh & Gas.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

@dashlane, why are you not responding to your tickets, even from a paid user?

For a "Password" management tool, that's bad.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

playing life on easy mode and wondering why you're miserable.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

most founders are just unemployable people who convinced themselves they're visionaries.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

Alright,

Stop editing your profile....

It won't add a new follower.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

The bank that questions your transactions never questions its fees

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

I'm soooo tired of corporate.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

Shit. I'm building a bank.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

@jswtreeman I was fired from Astronomer today.

I posted "Great team bonding at Coldplay!" on LinkedIn before the kiss cam drama.

Turns out our CEO and Head of HR were having an affair.

They blamed me for the post and fired me on the spot.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

@MattWallace888 I was fired from Astronomer today.

I posted "Great team bonding at Coldplay!" on LinkedIn before the kiss cam drama.

Turns out our CEO and Head of HR were having an affair.

They blamed me for the post and fired me on the spot.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

I was fired from Astronomer today.

I posted "Great team bonding at Coldplay!" on LinkedIn before the kiss cam drama.

Turns out our CEO and Head of HR were having an affair.

They blamed me for the post and fired me on the spot.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

traditional marketing is for the funded.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

@levelsio now at $3.5million ARR.

He has built 74+products.

No investors.

Tweets 40 times daily. With 125k lifetime posts.

And I thought I could do it in a month?

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

You need little design experience.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

@levelsio now at $3.5million ARR.

He has built 74+products.

No investors.

Tweets 40 times daily. With 125k lifetime posts.

And I thought I could do it in a month?

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

@levelsio is at $3.5M ARR.

Has 74+ products.

Posts on X 40 times daily.

Here I am, thinking I can do it in one week.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

Building in public is marketing.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

I share tactics like this every day.

More in-depth breakdowns coming soon.

Follow along if you want the real playbook for <$500 B2B marketing.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

Most B2B startups spend their first $500 on Facebook ads.

Here's how to steal your competitors audience for under $100.

[Grant Ejimone @grant_ejimone]

Cost: $100

- 20 qualified prospects who know you exist
- 5 pieces of content that actually resonate
- Deep understanding of your market

Stop buying ads to strangers.
Start conversations with people who already have your problem.