Grant Monkey

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

And thats why your fat bro you hate drafts him in like round 8 as a back up qb for his back up qb cause he is worried about the electrical substation getting brock purdy

[Restore the Roar @DETROlTLions313]

Joe Burrow:

never has sniffed an all pro

hasn’t made the playoffs in 5 years

has never sniffed an MVP

has played 3 full seasons in his career

is blessed with the best 1-2 punch in the NFL

has won more than 9 games once.

tier 1 though!!!

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

I need some fat and weird cookie type yes to claim

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

if you get hungry late enough you start seeing shit on door dash no one has seen before

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

Ive BEEN saying this

[Atlanta Thrashers @NotThrashers]

@walsha

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

This is how hudsucker night felt. I wish they liked hudsucker

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

doogal night didnt really seem to be a hit

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

White people ve like: let me come over and put mosit critical on your tv

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

Some nights sidra spew sum BULLLLLLSHIT

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

Was today national bring all 5 of your loud kids to every store Im going to day?

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

When i see a friend I know in public I do this

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

Hearing test results

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

Today i walked past a thrift store that I like with a help wanted sign in the window but i was in a trash fit cause i was only out running a quick errand so i sat in my car parked next to the place and filled out the application on my phone.

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

First criterion collection dvd is wall-e

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

And despite it all the sun continues to rise in jersey

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

Yo Boots Riley when am I gonna be able to get my hands on a dvd copy of I Love Boosters

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

This is probably why all those cops keep shooting dogs

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

btw I don’t think you have to bring your large poodle to the coffee shop and let it sniff around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. leave it home

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

This is what the New Jersey hotel room looks like

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

Jersey women better be easy im not happy im here rn

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

Real Steeling Francisco Lindor with my beer bat

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

New York CITAY!!! Where is yall big ladies at?cause im looking but none of yall looks over 200 bruh😭

[Grant Monkey @GrantBuck237]

Everyone on this flight im on is lucky af that im in a good mood and deciding to hold in my farts until we land