Grant Jarrett

Free-range author, cyclist, musician

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

At the very top of my list of regrets is making a list of my regrets.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

@stuartpstevens Hey, Stuart. That is beautiful!!! Out in Marin county now. Get in touch when you’re around.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

@GSWReddit What an idjit.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

@brielarson 1-877-KarsForKids

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

But we're banning books ...

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

Thanks to everyone at Frigg Magazine: https://t.co/DCk2qLdaZV

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

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[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

Earwax? Really? Would you wax anything with it? Why not asswax while you're at it? That's just the kind of goddamned euphemistic pretense that makes this world a living hell.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

@rgay Very exciting!

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

TUHSD Board Members: Demanding action against antisemitism in Tam District - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/X00GK7SnD8 via @Change

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

I'm drinking bleach and removing my skin for a sparkling clean, germ-free corpse!

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

"When this is over," thought I, "I will go about licking strangers with abandon." Then I remembered that was how I spent my twenties.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

To live longer, all I have to do is postpone my midlife crisis. It's simple math!

[Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens]

You know, on one level this is the ramblings of a sad, broken man with deep psychological issues who should be pitied. On the other level, he represents the greatest country in history and is a disgusting, dangerous disgrace shaming America.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

I believe Trump's unscheduled doctor visit was step one in a plan for an "honorable" exit if things get too ugly.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

Thanks to the farmer bailout we get to pay for thew tariffs twice.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

Attach a bump stock to your uterus and they won't even THINK about regulating it.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

Talibama

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

It seems Trump can't remember his own father's oranges.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

@mattgaetz @MichaelCohen212 You just aren't very bright.

[Grant Jarrett @grantdjarrett]

@realDonaldTrump YOU were the one responding to the press. You never read an entire page that wasn't praising you in your sad, pathetic life.