Grant Hill pH.D

Life's great with a IQ of 80. That's 80%! Proud Father of 2 and Uncle of 9. 5'11, 168 pounds, and shoe size 13. Author! Harvard Tourist ‘13

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“I put the rad in comrade”
-Karl Marx
#commensalism #newdeal #midterms

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Life hack: you don’t have to brush your teeth if you eat mint chip ice cream twice a day #puttingtheartintartar #WorldMentalHealthDay

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Should have built the wall

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If you leave the country, it’s not domestic abuse #AlabamaAbortionBan #NBATwitterLive #Riverdale #HiJane

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Nice.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Gallup Poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year, a 16 year high. Nice!

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@m_wilson14 A time-told lesson

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Check out this sick rock band!! I love their symphonies https://t.co/XZapVht5nU #biggiecream #music #upandcoming #christmas

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@chrisgtaylor @realDonaldTrump I noticed your citing a reverend. What happened to separation of church and state?

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Is this

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I put the “hip” in “hippocrasy” #thesoris #dicshunary #mitchmconnell

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@realDonaldTrump @m_wilson14 @BarackObama @TheEllenShow When did Twitter become all about getting the likes, follows, and hashtags?? Shame. #DivaSantoTomas #Antares #Celtics #ZeltronvZombies #Cygnus #DeepVeerKiShaadi #TheCIAconcludes #BanditoTacoma

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@CollegeBoard Failed the first question on my SAT - I stood. Also you could totally cheat on the first question set using your admission ticket... you’re welcome #rescoreJuneSAT #JJLAC

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@m_wilson14 Black Bear

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Boston’s @PruCenter promotes anything but prudishness in spending #bahston #babson

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After a divorce, does the ring become a rung? #askingforafriend

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A police officer pulls over Werner Heisenberg and tells him he was going 75mph. Heisenberg replies “ok what was the speed limit?” The officer, stunned, rebuts “honestly I️ have no idea what road you were on” and has to let him off. #dadjokes #imsofunny #nofriends

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My grades are all, for the most part, par!! Mostly threes and fours in my classes #thunk #gotbooks?

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Stay tuned for live commentary on #incredibles2!!! This is why they call me “boo!” 😘