Grant Hoffman

I'm a sucker for a good light show

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

@emilysoriginal Life comes at you fast

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

Time is a flat circle

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

Hello darkness, my old friend

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

I haven't seen a Golden Delicious apple in years. What's up with that? @POTUS pls fix this

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

@curtisgbethel @joshweber21 @benconner55 @sZpags @trilldress @THall255 @samduzyk2 @jackson_cook19 @MadisonBRose @Connor_Mil10 @a_rschneider @Crisologo25 @_prddy @PhillyCollins10 @DeferredWalkOn 95 - Darrell Waltrip

People forget he had nine top-five finishes in the 95 car.

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

@samduzyk2 @benconner55 @a_rschneider @MadisonBRose @_prddy @trilldress @Crisologo25 @sZpags @PhillyCollins10 @THall255 @Connor_Mil10 @DeferredWalkOn 41: Dirk Nowitzki

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

@sZpags More like Frank Sea-ya-later

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

Assault.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Kentucky men lost to No. 15 Saint Peter’s on Thursday and Kentucky women lost to No. 11 Princeton today.

Kentucky is the 1st school to see both its men's and women’s teams lose its opening NCAA Tournament game vs a double-digit seed in the same year since Florida in 2002.

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

Hell yeah Poison's Bret Michaels 🤘

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

Don't forget to put a Skyline coney underneath your pillow before going to bed or else the Bengals won't win the Super Bowl.

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

Oh, you aren't homies with the hibachi chef? Hate to hear it.

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

If you think about it, the live action Grinch is really more about Cindy's aspirations in journalism. Way to be a go-getter.

[BIG FAN OF THE 2026 MEN’S GOLF NATIONAL CHAMPS @sheabooskyy]

Record after 60 games:

Richt : 49-11 Smart: 47-13

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

@Braves

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls

Me: thinking about Creed’s 2001 Thanksgiving halftime performance at the cowboys game

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

Could you all say a little prayer for me? Nothing's wrong, I'm just rewatching Game of Thrones.

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

March Sadness

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

@Chase12Fuller @Raising_Canes @Zaxbys would never 😏

[Grant Hoffman @granthoffman11]

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