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Probably hitting a little white ball around a field RIP Ace #00

[Brad Dalke @DalkeKong3]

It’s official! I will be playing in the 2026 @RocketClassic as a sponsors exemption! It will be my first PGA Tour event in 10 years and I am pumped. Big thank you to everyone at the Rocket for giving me this opportunity!

[Brad Dalke @DalkeKong3]

@Bad_Bad_Golf Yet here you are giving yours

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I watched #projecthailmary last night. Now keep in mind I’m an absolute sucker for friendly alien movies. Having said that I LOVED it. Movie of the year for me. Would never see it in a theater cause I’m not comfortable crying in public but it’s a must watch. 93 tomato for me

[Lucas Navarrete @LucasNavarreteM]

Single-handedly ruining the game of basketball. Truly a disgrace to the sport.

[Kevin Pritchard @PacersKev]

I'm really sorry to all our fans. I own taking this risk. Surprised it came up 5th after this year. I thought we were due some luck. But please remember - this team deserved a starting center to compete with the best teams next year. We have always been resilient.

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

No more oil from the Middle East, skyrocketing gas prices, highest gas tax in the nation, jet fuel shortage, national security threat from CA’s policies, and marine life destruction from the largest natural seepage in the world. This is equivalent to the guy drowning trying to drown the guy saving him. The epitome of incompetent leadership right here.

[G @grantneterer]

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This needs to change

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

That’s what you get for featuring ballet

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

This is exactly how a corrupt governor responds when someone starts exposing fraud.

[Dan Dakich @dandakich]

Now let’s do the $275 Billion for Ukraine?

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

NEVER selling my timmy stocks

[Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck]

WATCH: Chris Pratt to @CraigMelvin on the Seattle Seahawks giving thanks to God when they got back to the locker room after winning the Super Bowl...

“That was the best. That was one of the best moments of our life. It was cool. The best part was, I mean, winning the Super Bowl, and then afterwards, I got invited into — we got invited into the locker room and then we watched — it was so amazing for me and my son to see these guys, the first thing they did — they are champions of the world, you know — the first thing they did, got down on a knee and a huge prayer and we joined hands and so wonderful for my son to see these big masculine grown men conquer such an amazing achieve many and then immediately give glory to God. I thought it was incredible, man.”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Inject into my veins

[Josh @JoshDenofNerds]

I'm afraid this goes HARD AS HELL

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

The real scandal won’t be Timothée Chalamet not winning the Oscar tonight, but the fact that he wasn’t even nominated last year for Dune: Part Two.

[J 🎙️ @blackhawkce457]

Mark Ruffalo is an idiot

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

The first real admission in our fake ass culture of performative outrage.

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

At this point the Chalamet discourse is so ridiculous that I hope he wins the Oscar and shouts “FUCK OPERA” as his acceptance speech